Chapter 1086: Chapter 1086
"Sigh! These bald donkeys are really slow! Brother Hao has already finished a delicious tiger meat hotpot, and they still haven’t arrived yet. This speed, tsk tsk, is comparable to women!" Zhang Xiaohao said, shrugging his shoulders.
With a stalk of dogtail grass in his mouth, he lazily lay on a huge rock.
He felt something was off. This was only the mountain’s outskirts, so why would there be a Hundred Veins Realm monster here? If it were deeper inside, that would be normal.
In the deep mountains and old forests, it’s normal for monsters to appear.
But in the outskirts, encountering a Hundred Veins Realm monster was quite unusual.
For now, Zhang Xiaohao decided not to think too much. The sky was ready to marry, the mother was ready to rain; let it be! As long as it doesn’t provoke Brother Hao, he can’t be bothered to deal with it.
Rustle, rustle, rustle...
Urgent footsteps finally sounded.
A group of over twenty bald donkeys charged menacingly toward Zhang Xiaohao.
"Senior brother, look! That brat is over there!" shouted the bald donkey who was slapped earlier, pointing excitedly in Zhang Xiaohao’s direction.
"Grass! You think I can’t see him? Do I need you to remind me deliberately?" The leading little bald donkey was furious.
He swung two big slaps across some heads.
In a few leaps, the little bald donkey, with over twenty disciples of the Bright Temple, coldly surrounded Zhang Xiaohao.
"You little punk, you’ve got guts! You even dare to fool this monk! Tell me, how do you want to die?" The leading little bald donkey said with a sinister expression.
"Eh! Weren’t you heading to that Tianyin Sect? Back so soon?" Zhang Xiaohao said, pretending to be surprised.
He continued to lay lazily on the huge rock, not moving an inch.
"Grass! There’s no Tianyin Sect! It’s clearly the police station!!!" The leading little bald donkey said, clenching his teeth.
"Oh, dear! Look at my memory, I actually forgot to say one sentence." Zhang Xiaohao said.
"Hmm? What sentence?" The leading little bald donkey asked.
"Did you guys see the police station?" Zhang Xiaohao asked.
"It was fine when you didn’t mention the police station, but as soon as you did, this monk’s heart filled with anger! I really want to swallow you whole!" The little bald donkey said, grinding his teeth.
"Sigh! Actually, you have already reached the Tianyin Sect. If you just asked someone how to get to Tianyin Sect, they’d tell you! If you walk another ten minutes, you’ll be there." Zhang Xiaohao said earnestly.
"Is this true? Are you really not lying to this monk?" The leading little bald donkey said coldly.
"This Great Monk, use your butt to think, you and I have no grievances, why would I lie to you? What benefit do I get from lying to you?" Zhang Xiaohao said seriously.
"Hmph! I bet you don’t dare! Punk, if this monk discovers you dare lie to me again, I’ll make sure you can’t rest in peace!" The leading little bald donkey said menacingly.
Then, he waved his hand, ready to turn and leave with the twenty-something bald donkeys.
After two steps, the little bald donkey stopped again, looking at the slapped bald donkey.
"Did you feel anything off this time?" The leading little bald donkey asked.
"Senior brother! I think, the Tianyin Sect is at least a first-rate power, although their territory isn’t as big as ours, it’s definitely not built in a bustling city! From my view, it must be in the mountains too! Besides, why do I smell meat fragrance? In this wilderness, it’s not scientific!" The slapped bald donkey expressed his doubts.
"Hmm! Now that you mention it, I feel something is indeed off! Grass! This brat is messing with me again!" The leading little bald donkey said angrily.
Menacingly, he turned back to face Zhang Xiaohao, saying with a hideous expression.
"Punk, are you messing with me again?"
"This Great Monk, what do you mean?" Zhang Xiaohao said, holding back his laughter.
"Hmph! I ask you, could it be that Tianyin Sect is built in a bustling city?" The leading little bald donkey said coldly.
"Indeed! Is there anything wrong with that?" Zhang Xiaohao asked knowingly.
"Grass! Are you stupid, or am I stupid? Unless the Sect Master of Tianyin Sect is an idiot, they’d never build their sect in a city!" The little bald donkey said, grinding his teeth.
"Hmm! Of course, you’re the idiots! Do you even need to ask this question?" Zhang Xiaohao shrugged.
"Grass! I knew it, there’s definitely something wrong with you! In broad daylight, you’re alone in the deep woods; if there’s nothing shady, it would be strange! Tell me, who on earth are you? Why are you here? What’s your purpose in deceiving us? Are you from Tianyin Sect?" The leading little bald donkey barked coldly.
"Sigh! As expected of the Bright Temple disciples, your intelligence is really high! If I were your abbot, I’d shove you into the latrine and block what’s left of your brain!" Zhang Xiaohao said earnestly.
"Grass! Punk, you dare insult this monk; you’re asking for it! Disciples, capture him for me; I want to thoroughly torment him! Let him taste the power of our Bright Temple’s Bone-breaking Hand!" The leading little bald donkey said with a sinister face.
"Yes, Senior Brother!" Four bald donkeys responded respectfully.
They walked up behind, menacingly pressing toward Zhang Xiaohao.
"Die, you brat!" The four bald donkeys roared.
With their martial arts techniques unleashed, they whipped up a ferocious wind, furiously attacking Zhang Xiaohao.
"Sigh! A man fights with words, not fists; why resort to violence when this can be resolved with diplomacy? Don’t you know, actually, I’m an expert?" Zhang Xiaohao said playfully. ᴛʜɪs ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ ɪs ᴜᴘᴅᴀᴛᴇ ʙʏ 𝓷𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓵✶𝕗𝕚𝕣𝕖✶𝓷𝓮𝓽
"Grass! Punk, are you an expert? If you’re an expert, then this monk is Buddha! Above and below, I alone am honored!" The leading little bald donkey said arrogantly.
"Kneel!" The four bald donkeys growled lowly.
The furious martial arts aimed brutally at Zhang Xiaohao’s vital spots, seemingly intent on crippling him utterly.
"Sigh! It’s so weak, too weak that I don’t even feel like making a move." Zhang Xiaohao said disdainfully, shaking his head.
With a snap of his foot, he leapt into the air, snorting coldly: "Autumn breeze sweeps the fallen leaves!"
His right foot, carrying a fierce wind, kicked the four bald donkeys on their heads, directly bursting their heads.
Having done all this, Zhang Xiaohao landed dispassionately on the ground.
"Now you should believe me, right? I’m actually an expert!" Zhang Xiaohao said earnestly.
"Grass! Punk, you dared kill my Bright Temple’s people; you’re asking for it! Speak, who on earth are you?" The leading little bald donkey roared.