Chapter 1085: Chapter 1085

"You brat, are you lying to this poor monk?" the little bald donkey suspiciously said.

He felt something was off but couldn’t quite pinpoint it.

"Dear big monk, we have no quarrel. Why would I lie to you?" Zhang Xiaohao said with utmost sincerity.

But inside, he was laughing coldly, knowing that following his directions would indeed lead them to Nanhua City.

However, it wasn’t to the Tianyin Sect ahead—it was the police station!!!

"Hmph! Brat, you’d better not dare lie to us. If this poor monk finds out you are lying, I’ll skin you alive and make you regret coming into this world," the little bald donkey said coldly.

"Let’s move!" Right away, the little bald donkey led the Great Brightness Temple monks swiftly forward.

"What a bunch of idiots!" Zhang Xiaohao scoffed.

At that moment, a low roar echoed as a black tiger beast stood atop a small mound, glaring menacingly at Zhang Xiaohao.

"Oh! Hungry Brother Hao hasn’t eaten enough, coming to give me a snack?" Zhang Xiaohao playfully said.

"Roar!!!" The black tiger beast seemed to sense its authority being challenged and roared angrily.

"Pretty bold, huh? Even daring to roar at me; we’ll see how I deal with you later!" Zhang Xiaohao laughed loudly.

Tiger meat sure is a good thing! Especially the tiger’s penis, tsk tsk! Brew it in wine, hmm, make it into men’s toiletries, tsk tsk! The effects will surely be amazing! Selling hotcakes will be hard to avoid then.

"Roar!!!" The black tiger roared again.

Seeing Zhang Xiaohao unafraid of its majestic presence, it got furious as its ’bastard’ aura emanated.

The enormous aura of the Hundred Veins Realm exploded from its body.

Moving forward, it whipped up a black whirlwind, charging at Zhang Xiaohao like lightning.

As it got closer to Zhang Xiaohao, it opened its blood-red mouth, showing two rows of sharp teeth, lunging towards Zhang Xiaohao.

"A big cat dares roar at me? Come here!" Zhang Xiaohao playfully said.

Stomping his foot, a small amount of his mighty aura was released, suppressing the black tiger.

The black tiger’s charging body fell to the ground under the oppressive aura, trembling fiercely.

"Kitty kitty, you’re quite considerate, huh! Oh, you’re quite a good tiger! Knowing Brother Hao was hungry, you came running opportunely for snacks?" Zhang Xiaohao said with smug satisfaction.

"Roar... roar..." Hearing Zhang Xiaohao’s words, the black tiger burned with anger.

Even when suppressed, the king of beasts’ dignity could not be violated.

"Oh my! Such guts! Daring to yell at me! Seems like I’ll need to break your bones for you to know why mother tigers have three eyes!" Zhang Xiaohao mockingly said.

Approaching the black tiger, he punched with one-tenth force, brutally colliding with the tiger’s body.

The crisp sound echoed one after another.

Moments later, when Zhang Xiaohao finally stopped, the black tiger had no breath left.

"Hmm, not bad! I’ve vented my anger and relaxed this tiger. Later, when I eat it, the meat should be delicious," Zhang Xiaohao said with pride.

Flipping his hand, he took out the Fish Intestine Sword from the Shennong Ring, eyeing the intact tiger skin — a valuable item! Besides the tiger’s penis, it’s the most valuable and can’t be wasted!

Immediately, Zhang Xiaohao wielded the Fish Intestine Sword, slashing it domineeringly.

A perfect black tiger skin was peeled off by Zhang Xiaohao, along with a nearly fifty-centimeter tiger’s penis, reverently stashed away.

With one slash of the Fish Intestine Sword, he cut off a ten-pound piece of tiger meat and stored the rest in the Shennong Ring.

Flipping his left hand, he bellowed: "First move of the Left Azure Dragon Claw!"

Gigantic azure dragon claw flashed, violently hitting the ground, penetrating several dozen meters deep.

A water column instantly gushed out from beneath the ground.

"Heh heh! Brother Hao is indeed clever," Zhang Xiaohao smiled triumphantly.

Inserting the Fish Intestine Sword into the ground, he began washing the ten-pound tiger meat.

Zhang Xiaohao flipped his hand, took out a hot pot, sliced the tiger meat into pieces and tossed them into the pot, added some condiments, all set, and flicked his right hand to ignite the Shennong Pill Fire under the hot pot.

Gazing at his masterpiece, Zhang Xiaohao grinned satisfied.

He took out a panda cigar and lazily began to smoke.

While smoking, he smugly said.

"A bunch of fools! When they realize they’re tricked, their expressions will be amazing! By then, when they rush back in fury, I’ll slaughter them! That feeling will be exhilarating!"

With that, Zhang Xiaohao disregarded it.

Lazily lying on the ground, hands behind his head, he took a little nap.

As for worrying about ants biting him, Zhang Xiaohao wasn’t worried at all.

Ants and pests, upon sensing his scent, would surely flee as far away as possible.

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"Mmm! Smells lovely! Can’t beat wild beast tiger meat, the flavor’s extraordinary," Zhang Xiaohao thought proudly.

He sat up from the ground, beckoned with his right hand, withdrew the Shennong Pill Fire.

Took out a bottle of 2011 Lafite red wine and a pair of chopsticks.

"Ah! Such delicious food, but alas no fine wine! If only there were three-hundred-year daughter wine, imagine how amazing it’d feel!" Zhang Xiaohao said.

Drinking red wine and eating tiger meat, it was simply delightful!

A group of bald monks stood coldly outside the police station.

"Senior brother, we’ve been tricked by that brat!" one bald monk said.

"Damn! You think I don’t know? Can’t read the three characters for police station?" the leading little bald donkey said gloomily.

"I told you! How could he know where the Tianyin Sect is as a common person? I thought something was off back then!" the bald monk continued.

"Damn you! If you felt something was off, why didn’t you tell me? Making me run a fool’s errand, are you a fool?" the leading little bald donkey angrily swore.

"Senior brother, I was wrong! If we pursue now, we can catch that brat!" the bald monk said weakly, covering his face.

"Damn! If that brat escapes, see how I deal with you! What are you waiting for? Follow me!" the leading little bald donkey said with evil rage.