Chapter 73: Chapter 73

( Alan's home)

Alan, Brad and Dorothy are at his house.

Alan: I can't believe my father is here for a month man.

Brad: Ya he even told in his tone that son stay with Alan be his guard for a week.

Dorothy: But why did you ask me to stay?

Alan: Well, my father does adore you and Brad. Although Jane and Tabitha he wishes not to see.

Brad: Well, i know no one wishes to see Jane except Jill, you and Hank(laughs).

Alan: Well, Amber and Violet love her.

Dorothy: Ya, she has that flare.

Alan: Flare?

Brad: Well, i hate to admit but she does have that flare.

Alan: Ya she is top of the glam chain.

Brad: Glam chain?

Dorothy: Ya, he has a list of people and ratings of thes people.

Alan(pulls a paper): Oh yeah this is it.

Brad( snatches the paper): Well, Jane is at the top? I thought Eva or Violet or Seisa from the 10th grade would be.

Dorothy: Ya she is like Amber. Let me see the ratings.

Brad: Wait i'll read. Jane has 9! Violet has 8.8. Amber has 8.6. Wow i am at the top. Wow Brad with a 8.5.

Alan: Well, according to the school you are the most popular.

Dorothy: Well he is with Violet. But i do think EVa or Violet should top the list Jane may be second.

Alan: Well, for me she is first. She has everything. More curves than Eva, more height than Violet, More physique than Amber.

Brad(surprised): Wow, i wished you dated her.

Alan: Well, Hank dufus took her from me. Still Helena i rated 8.4.

Brad: Wow i am glamorous than Helena.

Alan: Well, she is more stuck up with her dad that she has no time for glam up these days. So may be you.

Dorothy(peeks): I am rated 6.2. Well, Atleast 6 is average so iam way above average.

Alan: Well, you are at the 57th Dorothy. So clearly you are geek. Even Hank is rated 7.4. His body does attract girls while you.

Brad: Well, Xin likes Dorothy.

Dorothy(angry): What yuk. Where is he on the list?

Alan: Well, he is 39. God i gave him a 7.

Brad: Oh yeah that's Xin Yang. The one which likes Dorothy is Xin Chu. He is at 6.3.

Dorothy: Wow you think he is glam than me.

Alan: wow we have two Xin's.

Brad: Ya Yang is a tibetan and Chu is chinese.

Alan: Well, Tibetans don't have Xin or Yang.

Brad: Well he does.

Alan: Well, Helena's been there and i know they have some different names.

Brad: oh yeah he too is chinese. Though one is 6 feet tall while the other is 5'1". Quite weird.

Alan: Well Brock Henderson is like me in faec but he is still only 4'10". God a foot small than me.

Dorothy: Well, Brock Henderson ranks 4th while you don't even rank in the 30's.

Alan: Well Brock Henderson ranks 59 in my list. God he is lame than you Dorothy.

Brad: Who is at the last?

Alan: Some Karan Patel. Oh yeah that Indain guy.

Dorothy: What he is taller than you and prettier Alan.

Alan: Well, i heard he has herpes.

Brad: Well, he is weird for an Indian. Typically Indians are smart and great IQ while this guy is like 50th in the rank.

Alan: Maybe that is why i rated him 1.

Dorothy:1?

Alan: Ya he is tall and handsome though so i gave him a 1.

Brad: Dude, Dorothy and Karan should be dating man(laughing)

Dorothy: Can you set me up with him?

Alan: Well Xin would mind(smiles)

Brad: No he is proposing Lily seeing Dorothy uninterested.

Alan: Lily Luther from 7th. I ranked her 6. God Dorothy you are so behind.

Dorothy: Well, have .2 better than her.

Brad: I think it's good for you two. Xin and Lily and you and Karan.

Dorothy: You can set me up with him Brad?

Brad: Well today is Valentine's day. And i have Alan and Violet who can do anything.

Dorothy: Ok wait, Alan how much you rated yourself.

Alan: Well, i rated 8 actually.

Brad: Why?

Alan: Well comon man girls are always glamorous than boys. They have boobs, asses. And i am a guy.

Brad: So, why did you rated me 8.5?

Alan: Dude you are a girl.

Brad: No.

Alan: Cmon you hear what the school says. They say you are only good at sex. All the other things Violet is better.

Brad: Wait what?

Dorothy: Well, she is more like a boy than you Brad.

Brad: No i am not.

Alan: I hope at Eva's party today you will show her that watch.

Jane: Wait, that is my watch now.

Alan: Well, Brad you should be a man and choose one man.

Brad: What about you? Amber or Helena.

Alan: Well i would have chosen Julia who i rated 8.6 but i have no choices like you.

Brad: Eva has a boyfriend. So there is no choice and I am in love with Vi.

Alan: Well, she is single.

Brad(happy): Really?

Alan: Ya looks like that rich boy couldn't handle her in bed.

Dorothy: Wow what is this you have even bed ratings.

Alan: Ya and Brad tops the list at 9. Even better than Jane and Violet who are in 8.7.

Brad: Wow, I am good in bed.

Alan: Well, i am 8.4. So iam behind. Though Eva has 8.5.

Brad: Wow she is good.

Alan: Well no one is better than you. These ranks are polls man.

Dorothy: Really?

Alan: Yeah you think i would only give myself 7 and 8.4. CLearly the school loves Brad and Jane.

Dorothy: Maybe your sister and you are so good that you think yourself as competitions and hate each other.

Alan: Well, Tabitha and I aren't similiar yet we fight like Brad and Jane.

Brad: No, you two are nowhere near me and Jane. When she and me are in home, it's like we are in a wrestling ring.

Alan: Well she does hate you though.

Brad: Ya mother told me she beat me even when i was 7 months old.

Alan: Dude she is only a year older than you.

Brad: Well, Violet is older than me.

Alan: Well, Violet is older than Jane by 2 months.

Brad: Oh yeah i remember VI was born in April.

Alan: So Jane has her birthday in February. Oh god it's this month.

Dorothy: Oh yeah Feb 3. Wait it's gone.

Brad: Well Dad did ground her for a year.

Alan: How is that grounding?

Brad: Well, he only comes at home in 3 months once or twice since his salary increased.

Dorothy: I heard it is 1900 now.

Brad: Well that is 1900 in two months. You know a forest officer has no salary.

Alan: Jee your family is quite government. Tour uncle is in the police and your cousin Fred is trying the army.

Brad: Well he is a leftinant already.

Alan: Wow how old is he?

Brad: Well, uncle Ben married at 20 while my father married at 27.

Alan: So how old is Fred.

Brad: Well he was born when uncle Ben was 21. And uncle Ben is 42 now. While my father is 42. They are twins you know but still uncle Ben fears my father.

Alan: So he is like 7 years older than you then.

Brad: Ya he is 21 i guess and an army officer.

Alan: Well he looks like a 16 year old kid man.

Brad: Ya he has no hairs.

Alan: Well i have none too.

Dorothy: See, you are too a kid Alan.

Alan: Ok i have hairs in my chest.Ask Helena or Brad.

Brad: What how do i know.

Alan: Cmon man i sleep naked and you sleep like twice a week in my house.

Brad: You sleep naked?

Alan: Cmon man we sleep atleast 6 days together in a week.

Brad: oh yeah not saturday. That day is for me and Violet.

Dorothy: Ok guys i will seriously vomit now.

Alan: Well, we are best buds. Tell you what Brad in college we will stay at a hostel.

Brad: Ya, Lincoln College has a hostel so maybe we will.

Dorothy: The college is only 40 minutes from Brad's house and 25 mintes from yours Alan.

Alan: Well, still time is valuable.

Dorothy(laughing): Ok.

Alan: Hey it's 12 man. Didn't Eva told us to be at 1.

Brad: Well, Violet will be there at 4 man.

Alan: Well, you got 3 hours free time with Eva.

Brad: Well let's go. It will take an hour to reach Eva's apartment.

(They leave towards Eva's apartment)

(Eva's apartment)

Jane: Guys you are here.

Hank: Ya man look Brad i just gifted this to Jane.

Brad: Well 400 is gone, (looks at Jane's watch) Wow you painted it pink.

(Mr.Green, Eva's father enters)

Mr.Green: Hello kids.

Everyone: Hello Mr.Green

Mr.Green: Well, i have a function at New York for a week. So i hope you will keep sure Eva is not careless(smiling).

Alan: Sure, Mr.Green.

Mr.Green: Alan it's been long since i saw you. You father does work for me though he is in Tacoma.

Alan: Really?

Mr.Green(whispering): Can you do me a favour. Eva has broken up. Can you set her up with Brad. I think she likes him?

Alan: Well, Eva can find someone else Mr.Gree. She is like you.

Mr.Green: OK Alan, but i would prefer Brad. That boy ditched her in the first place. But please take care of Eva ok.

Alan: Sure Mr.Green.

Everyone: Bye bye Mr. Green. HAve a safe flight.

Mr.Green: Ok sure kids, bye bye.

Brad: Wow look he has a personal chopper like Helena's dad.

Alan: Wow, look at those hot girls around him.

(Eva appears)

Brad: Hey Eva. Happy Valentine's day.

Eva: Same here Brad. But look you brought me a flower.

Brad: Well, thanks for the party. I sure needed it.

Alan: Well, we needed it.

Dorothy: Actually you needed it after that monitor jix.

Eva: Ya Alan what were you doing actually at the PT(laughing).

Brad: Ya,he thought he was David Beckham.

Eva(laughs): Well, Brad it's been a month since we talked.

Brad: Well, i heard you broke up Eva.

Eva: Well good for me. i caught him cheating.

Alan: Will Coleman is a gentleman as i heard.

Eva: Well he just can handle drinking. He does stupid things.

Alan: Wow, that horrible.

Brad: Well, good for you.

Alan: Well, bad for us.

Brad: Cmon, Alan.

Alan: Cmon, he bought us free tickets at the concert and also at the park.

Eva: Well, he is a celebrity. But i think i am fine now.

Brad: Well, we are with you Eva as always.

Alan: Ok i am gonna sip some beer man.

Eva: Oh we got tiger beer.

Alan: Ok i thought we had Carlsberg.

Eva: Well, father insisted on tiger cans. His company collaborated with Tiger Beer a month ago.

Brad: And?

Eva: And after my break up, i was the face of his company.

Brad: Really?

Eva: Well i saw Helena's commercial and i though i should do too.

Alan: Wow, Helena is famous in Asia.

Brad: Ya man Nepal, Singapore and now Malaysia.

Eva: Well iam famous in Malaysia though. Although i shooted the commercial in Vermont.

Alan: Wow, you been to Vermont?

Eva: Cmon Alan you are a kilonaire and can't go to Vermont?

Alan: Well, maybe Brad and I will go to Las Vegas one day.

Brad: Well, if you lend me money.

Jane: Cmon Alan lets have some beer. Hank made me sleepy when he gave me the gift.

Alan: Ya cmon Jane.

Jane, Alan and Dorothy leave towards the small bar.

Amber: Well Eva sweety why the small bar?

Eva: Ya father thinks i drink much. Even more than Coleman.

Amber: You merely drink a small can at friday.

Eva: Ya, must be the break up.

Brad: Well, so you stay alone these days?

Eva: No Amber visits me. Since the breakup she has been here.

Amber: Well, i drank the free beers.

Eva(smiles): You know Amber is a rockstar.

Brad: Oh yo should ask Alan that.

Eva: Oh yeah Amber. What happened between you and Alan.

Brad: Wow, i want to know that.

Eva(laughing): Well, i heard Vi is coming. But some hours later i guess. She did call me to give a hello.

Brad: Well, I heard Coleman will be here too.

Eva: Well, i kicked him out earlier actually.

Brad: What?

Eva: Yeah he was irritating me with the return gifts.

Brad: So why did you invite him?

Eva: Well, father asked me to invite him.

Brad: Why?

Eva: Well, he wanted me to shake hands and end in good terms. He thinks people are only players.

Brad(hugs Eva): Well you are a strange girl. I would have fallen down if i had no mother while you are so strong.

Eva: Well, I am used to now.

Alan: Hey guys what was that.

Brad: Wowo 5 cans Alan(laughs)

Alan: Well, i was going to take 1 but seeing you hug Brad i took 4 more.

Jane: Ya i took 3. I am gonna go drunk and feel pity on myself to be with Hank.

Eva(laughs): Well, atleast you have someone.

Jane: Well i wish i was single.

Eva: Well you dated a drug dealer. I remember the time i dated a druggist.

Alan: oh yeah your father's assistant. God he was 20. I heard he died.

Eva: Ya, 5 months ago. Over dose i guess.

Brad: And then you met Coleman?

Eva: Well, you and i also were close Brad. Although you spent time with Violet more.

Alan: Ya, like Amber and me.

Eva: Ya, kinda like you and her but what..(Brad stops her)

Brad: I hink you should rest Eva. you do look tired.

Alan: Ya did Coleman do something.

Eva: Well, he irritated me by returning some of the gifts I gave him. Imagine that.

Alan: Why?

Eva: Well he gifted me a pen that i gave him just by coloring it.

Brad( shocked): Ok, that is not that bad.

Eva: What? Cmon Brad you are not a girl. How do you know about that?

Alan: OK well maybe take these 2 beer.

Eva(takes the 2 cans): Goss i am gonna get drunk( opens the can and sips).

Alan: Ok i wish she was Amber.

Amber: Hey i am right here Alan. Jeez Eva is right,you guys do have no feelings.

Alan(whispering): Take Jane away man.

Brad: Why?

Alan: Watch man.

Brad: Oh god ya (remembers). Jane come with me.

They drink beers for the next three hours.

( Violet enters)

Violet: Hey guys.

Jane(drunk): Hey Vi.

Violet: Wow Jane, you are drunk. And look you vomited in your pants.

Jane: Well, i did( falls but Violet catches her)

Violet: God everyone is drunk and in th efloor. Is this Valentines day or drunk day and it's only 4 in the evening.

Violet goes up the stairs and sees Eva kissing Brad. Violet leaves immediately without looking back.