Chapter 72: Chapter 72
(The Geese is being decorated by Mark)
Alan: You know Brad was slapped by Violet?
Brad(surprised):That wasn't me.
Jane: Well, that was me slapping Hank.
Hank: Ya she slapped me for no reason.
Brad: Well, why did you slap him?
Jane: He was trying to imitate Rick.
Hank: So?
Brad: Ya so?
Alan: How lame?
Jane: Ya, imagine doing a duplicate on me.
Brad: What's a duplicate?
Alan: Well, when someone imitates the same lines as someone that is called a duplicate.
Brad(annoyed): Ok we get that Alan. You could have shortcutted it.
Hank: Well, i only said what Rick said when he proposed Julia.
Jane: Well, like Alan said that was lame.
Brad: Well, Helena loved it when Alan said the same words.
Alan: I am not lame like Mr.Forest Gump here who thinks he is Tom Hanks.
Hank: Well, I am.
Jane: Ok guys. (shouts) Hey Mark can you gift me the candle.
Mark: Well it will cost you 20 box Jane.
Alan: 20 box for a candle?
Mark: Well, these are decoration candles man.Sorry Jane.
Jane: See he too is lame like Hank.
Brad: Ok only druggists and drug dealers are cool for you.
Hank: well i beat him in a race as i remember.
Alan: Still you are lame man.
Hank: Hey i saved you from drowning.
Alan: No Violet saved me from drowning.
Jane: See, Hank you only copy others thats all.You are the reason Alan was unconscious.
Hank: Ok i was trying to save him.
Brad: Jane, you know someday you will be alone by yourself.
Jane: See now you are becoming lame.
Alan: Ok guys that was a fiasco at the lake i admit but Julia still hasn't accepted RIck's proposal.
Brad: Well she likes him. Eventually they will be together.
Alan: Well Jill and you were the same Brad. And you are together?
Brad: No someone forced me to meet her as i remember.
Jane: OK Jill is my friend.Stop talking rubbish about him.
Brad: See Jane, that's your problem. You are egoistic at the peak.
Alan: No you are talking good english.
Brad: Well i gifted Violet a Teddy.
Alan: And because of you i had to gift Helena man.
Brad: Well you are a kilonaire.
Alan: Well actually its(looks at the wrist)..Hug Day.
Hank: You bought a calendar watch.Wow!
Alan: Well, it costed me like 50 box man.
Jane: That is quite expensive.
Brad: I remember Hank gave you a 70 dollar watch yesterday and still you said that was cheap.
Alan: Well, Helena wears a 1000 dollar watch .So jane is right.
Brad: Well, she earned her herself. I remembered she played a nepali advertisement.
Alan: Ya, her father landed her that.
Brad: No her father only took her there. Some commercial producer saw her and took for a chocolate commercial.
Jane: Really?
Brad: Ya, she got like 2-3 grands for that. I heard she did 2.
Alan: Well she did. And it was some 3 lakhs nepali rupees.
Hank: Oh yeah Nepal. It's a beautiful place.
Bead: What you been to Nepal.
Hank: Well i was only 12 when i been there. But i remember. My father took me for a trip to Pokhara.
Alan: Oh yeah i head Helena talk about that place.
Hank: Wow she is been everywhere.
Alan: Ya Nepal,Tibet,India,England, and some african country i forgot.
Brad: Oh yeah. I heard it was 7. ok she will be making 7.
Alan: Ya she asked me to go to France in 14. But we have restriction.So she is dissapointed.
Brad: Well, i have already celebrated like 6 days in a row
Hank: Ya, man I am tired.
Alan: Jane didn't wanted that in the first place like me Hank.
Jane: Ya but Helena is hot unlike Hank.
Brad: Well, Hank is handsome,tall and fair than all of us.
Jane: See he is a rabbit who has no stand.
Hank: Stand?
Jane: You know like taste. You have no taste and that is why i am stuck with you.
Brad: Ya and you have taste?
Alan: Cmon she is the queen of taste.
Jane: Ya like you and Alan.See, even you have taste but Hank he is a rabbit.
Hank(sad): Ok so you want me to do aerobics.
Alan: Just being in shape doesn't make you a taste king dufus.
Brad: Well, i wish i had a body like Hank. He is 5'8" and he can push up 50 times in once man.
Alan: Really? Even Tom Brady can't do 50.
Brad: Ya he has the best physique. 6 feet tall and can do 40 in once. Well i can do 20 though. But Alan i remember couldn't do even 10.
Alan: Hey man, I am good with the aerobics ok.
Jane: Well, i can do 30. So Hank that won't impress me. May be if you can buy a chopper maybe.
Brad: He has a SUV.
Jane: Well, that's not his.
Brad: Well, he is 15. How come will he have a bike at 15?
Jane: Well, Alan is a kilonaire at 14.
Alan(happy): Well, Jane no one can be like us though Violet and Amber may challenge us.
Jane: Well, Violet is better i guess. But Eva is also good.
Alan: Ya Vi is the best. She was like a bitch before until Brad happened.
Brad: What?
Alan: Ya man, she was like Eva. Roaming around freely but now Brad's company had made her responsible.
Brad: Well, didn't you set me up with her?
Alan: Dude she was your destiny like Helena is mine. We were meant to be together.
Hank: You didn't say about me and Jane.
Alan: Well, Jane is like Eva. She is a free girl.
Brad: No, she is a b.i.a(Jane pulls Brad's hair).
Hank: Well, she was good until Mr.Brady happened.
Brad: Ya, that guy is just evil.
Alan: Ok he is gone now. And tomorrow is kiss day.
Brad: Well, Violet won't be even in Valentine's day. What's the point?
Alan: No, she will be. She said Eva is throwing a party at her father's apartment.
Brad: Well, she did call me at the morning. But mom picked it up.
Jane: Well, Mom said you had a fever to me.
Alan: So that is why you weren't invited. Wait so Violet is not gonna be there then?
Jane: Don't worry. She is trying to avoid Eva. Maybe you and Violet can meet in 15.
Brad: Well, Violet shouldn't ignore her. I don't see Amber ignoring Helena.
Jane: Well, she does.
Alan: No.
Jane: Well she missed the fishing trip.
Alan: Well maybe.
Brad: No Amber isn't like Eva or Violet. She might even top the list for the most cool girl.
Alan: Hey she is mine.
Brad: Hey, what about Helena.
Alan: Well you got 2.
Jane: 3, you forgot Jill. She also called when she learned you had fever.
Alan: No not her man. Although, her friends are sexy man. Hank you remember them.
Hank: No.
Jane: Well, he always thinks he is sweet but he is a rabbit. And i like lions not rabbits.
Hank: What you know about the time we were in Jill's hostel.
Alan: I told you, you were a dufus.
Jane: See, you know what Hank.You better give me an expensive gift.
Brad: Don't worry Hank i got a good watch. You can gift her.
Alan: Is that the silver watch Eva gave you?
jane: What Violet would be furious if she found out.
Brad: Well, Hank will gift you that. So no tensions.
Jane: Well, I can't lie to Violet.
Alan: Cmon Jane. Think Hank gave it to you. I don't want to see Brad and Vi fight.
Jane: Ok i will do that.
Hank: Well, we can throw the watch and Brad can give you a new one.
Alan: That costed 400 dollar.
Brad: Wait what?
Alan: Ya man actually I was there when she bought it.
Brad: Wait did you tell her to buy for me?
Alan: Well i only told her that silver is Brad's color.
Brad: oh No.
Alan: Why. Your one word made her buy me a watch man.
Jane: Well, you could have said Vi would mind.
Brad: Well, it seemed like a friendship gift but now i feel creepy.
Jane: Ya Eva might see the watch on my hands.
Brad: Well, we are siblings. So no problem.
Jane: You idiot.Won't she know Hank gave me.
Hank: Well, i will paint the watch tomorrow ok.
Brad: Wow thanks buddy.
Hank: Well, anything for you and your sister bud.
Brad: See that's what a best friend is.
Alan: Well , i helped it get to you in the first place bro.
Brad looks at Alan in disbelief.