Chapter 12: Chapter 12

Today  was freaking  friday....literally fun day but guys today is an opposite of my imagination....I was supposed to be screaming TGIF with Shola and Bubbie but what's happening?

First our gibberish maths teacher walks into the class first thing immediately after  morning assembly and it is just so annoying.....you know why?

Imagine after having a loooong week and finally it's the beginning of the long awaited weekend and the stupid time table decides to bless you with maths class

And worse still...an annoying teacher

Imagine walking into the class leisurely while gisting with your friends and an annoying teacher walks in on you with an annoying subject to put in our skulls that were already crying for mercy...

Maths in any form or way was a terrorist and right now it had a new position as an education suicide...maybe that's part of the reason we broke up

I was scared....since maths was a terrorist he'd blow my brain of without remorse

He had people working for it cause it was a hard man and ruthless people like mr.Mike was it's servant

it was terrible annoying getting to solve equations that i don't get to apply in my daily peaceful life...

Where do I get to use trigonometry esp when dealing with someone?

Infact I broke up with maths cause it was too complicated

And now it's tryna hunt me by sending his ruthless messenger to our class on the beginning of a nice weekend....arrgggh

"Everyone settle down now !" Mr.Mike ordered as students tried to find their reluctant butts on a chair....of course while giving their signature...murmuring

Mr.Mike had turned to the board penning down on it longitude and latitude....

Seriously? I told you maths was a suicide bomber....

Most of us muttered while people like yemisi and Jerry our maths guru squealed not without earning death glares from the rest of us especially tonye...the class bully. The guy was fine but his sharp mouth would make you mourn your destiny....so when he glared at them...

The rest became history

"Students when my time is up class prefect please let me know " mr mike said

We didn't have a problem with that after all the moderator or rather time keeper was going to give a signal with the bell when a teachers time is up but we as lazy students prefer the duty especially when it comes to maths class before the bell goes we have already done the job.

We just had to co-operate with mr.mike so he doesn't report us to a school authority and maybe tag it....dereliction of school work

Like seriously?

"So who can solve this question? " he asked as chris...oga show-off   stood up to answer the question and eventually getting to it right, he turned to wink at me.I roll my eyes as usual giving him a loud hiss which of course had attracted mr.Mike's attention to us

"Christiana and Christopher what is going on between you two? "He asked sternly as all eyes suddenly bought a new tv to check out....

If you understand what i mean

"Nothing sir" we chorused

"Better for you....in as much as your names sound alike  you better respect yourselves there " he warned

I roll my eyes still chorusing with Chris

" okay sir " he replied as i turned to eye Chris and he scoffs at my attitude

Suddenly tonye speaks up

"Sir your period is over !!! "He announced making all of us to burst into a fit of laughter

" ss2 b !!!" Mr.Mike called warningly obviously not finding it funny

Or rather pretending not to find it funny cause he's embarrassed

"Anymore noise from you again then watch your recess hour learning maths " he threatens

Shola draws her head backwards cause she's sitting directly in front of me

" he's scolding like a woman " she whispers as I cover my mouth so I don't make a sound while laughing

"Shola....don't let me be an escape goat today abeg...I carry baba God beg you"  I plea trying to stifle my laughter as she rolls her eyes....

Thankfully....the bell rang

"So students see you on Monday "Mr Mike says as he packs his book to leave the class

" I wish you fall sick on monday " bubbie replied in a low voice...

"So guess what girls!!!!" Shola announces happily

" what?!?!" Bubbie and i ask expectantly

"TGIF!!!!!" She exclaimed as our shoulders drop in disappointment

"Shola you're not normal" I hiss

"I'm better than some people anyhow" she retorts

" girls lets go and cheer the guys up...it's time for sports anyway " bubbie said as her expression lightened

Shola and i wriggle our brows mischeviously nudging her

"Just say please escort me to see my crush a little " we teased

"Odes' "she retorts feigning annoyance as we laughed

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" GO TIMI !! " we cheered and by we I mean the whole girls on the team...we had Chelsea vs man city playing and I was on the supporting team  team and that was chelsea... Timi was a chelsea player and that explains the reason why we were cheering cause apparently we were losing to the opposite team. Aunty damira our sports teacher or rather pep-talk on how not to lose hope in a competition teacher  had advised  us to always cheer our teams no matter what and not lose hope...

So.... you see! That's why i called them the supporting team

AND !!!  it was a total waste....cause we lost to man city 2-1

" all that plenty shout for nothing sef " bubbie grumbled while picking up her self from the ground

" at least we tried for them " I replied

"Indeed....these guys ought not to have lost to those bunch of annoying people....all those pep talk aunty damira used to give is really blocking their brain " shola retorts as we walked tiredly.. looking at the guys in man city who seemed to be enjoying their victory.

" what's wrong with Helen now?" Bubbie suddenly asked quite pissed

" what's wrong ?"  I ask as she turns to face me

" I thought she was with our team ?"

" so...what's our business ?" I shrugged

" so why is she hovering around Chris like a fly ?" Shola asked as i turned to glance at chris talking excitedly to Helen. He was a man  city player and He had one hand on his waist and the other holding his boots

" like i asked...what's our business. Duh ?"

" arrgggh never mind " bubbie replys

" ehn bubbie...how about your crush?"  I ask mischeviously watching bubbie who suddenly started using her hands to fan herself

" see him over there won't you want to say hi ?" Shola asked wriggling her eyebrows playfully as bubbie covered her face with her hands

" girls stop...you're embarrassing me!" She whines

Bubbie's crush was Damien...an ss3 guy.he was the social prefect and for one a very hot guy with filty rich parents...he was quite smart, playful and of course a damn player...in both sports and out of sports....I would have said that bubbie caught a fine one if not that he still doesn't have an idea that bubbie likes him...

" so when do you plan on saying hello?" I teased as bubbie continued to face Palm herself

" not today, not tomorrow and definitely not this year and of course not even next year " she said stressing the words "  definitely, and of course " while rolling her eyes

"Hun it would be too late by then " shola replies giving me a knowing mischevious look that bubbie grabs immediately as she shot her head up

"So...what do you plan on doing ?" She asked

" nothing dangerous....just a little fun" I reply slyly

" Girls don't!!!"  Bubbie said with pleading look as I call Damien with my extremely girly voice

"Hi Damien" I call with a grin spread across my lips....Damien wasn't the type of strict stupid prefects he was freaking friendly....I guess that's why he's a player.

He turned to look at my direction as bubbie quickly turns back while shola and i smile crazily at Damien

" hi girls " he says with a friendly smile...

" Bubbie was just saying how she wants to talk to you but you are kinda busy now so.... " my voice trailed of as I watched bubbie pray desperately for the ground to open and swallow her up.

" no it's fine...I'm actually free now "he says...

" Bubbie say something "shola says poking a double embarrassed  bubbie who seemed to be lost in prayer forward

" God...please help me not to sell my friends for a Kobo "

"Bubbie !!!! " we three chorused jolting her back to meet her blank expression

" ummm...ummm... I... " she started stuttering " would...emm...would anyone like to drink water "she says finally giving an amused Damien a small shy smile while pulling shola and i away without waiting for a reply

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"Girls what was that for?" Bubbie asked quite pissed

"We were trying to help...you know...." shola replies wriggling her eyebrows

"This is not funny okay...now he thinks I'm a..."

"An amazing, fun loving and friendly person...and for starters, that's not a bad description of a  certain personality right?" I say cutting her off as bubbie huffs

"You know what lets just go drink the water "

"Wait! So you really were thirsty " shola asked

" you can't even begin to imagine " bubbie replies

"Me to...I was...I'M SHOT " I exclaim  the first words that pop into my  head as a hard object had hit me and the next thing I saw was the blurry vision of my two bestie looking worriedly at me.

I smile wryly...I didn't get to finish my sentence...I wanted to say I was thristy... Before I got shot and whether it was a gun or a ball I was going to get through this and perhaps  see the jerk who shot me whatever it was when i wake up.

Who says I'm going to wake up?

Oh shut it I will

Now I lie in peace  my conscience argue as I drifted off...