Chapter 182: Chapter 182

At this time, as a regular citizen who isn’t very lucky, Yuanyuan Family couldn’t get most of the new products. To solve this, they hooked up with a lucky charm in the comment section—this good luck charm claimed to have all the new items and even achieved a small goal through Yuanyuan Family—

Saved enough for a house down payment!

Ling Jiao Youqian had fans, and Ou Huang Yu Lian wanted to boost their popularity. The two hit it off immediately and swiftly began collaborating.

On New Year’s Day, the two received an official collaboration request—

[Personally test two bulletproof vests]

This move is too straightforward, and personal testing of bulletproof vests... Since the official listed various damage prevention clauses, it must mean there will be real weapons involved!

Considering the national character, such things never usually involve ordinary citizens, so why were they invited this time?

This is risking your life!

But then they saw the money offered and the corresponding promotion, thought about the current popularity of bulletproof vests, and after seeing the video theme...

Ling Jiao declared righteously:

"Contributing to Fatherland is a duty!"

Lian Nian Youyu spoke firmly:

"The country needs us; we’re ready anytime!"

After all, fortune is found in danger!

Moreover, since this is about promotion and catching another country off-guard, there must be foolproof measures.

Honestly, their trust in themselves is nowhere near their trust in the national authority.

The three parties got along well, and the two were quickly taken to a military training ground. Humorously, both demonstrated the All-round Defense Suit. As for the new type of bulletproof vest that the United States spent a fortune on...

The sergeant in the video said:

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This segment was later edited separately, and the views were not inferior to the former.

Of course, the United States Department of State complained and accused the sergeant of disrespecting them... Zheng Country, as a friendly nation, responded accordingly—

The sergeant was punished with cleaning the pigsty for a week.

And since he did a good job cleaning the pigsty, he got a promotion... There was no need to promote this enthusiastically. It just went viral on Twitter for a while.

This experiment not only involved the All-round Defense Suit and foreign new bulletproof vest, the military also brought out the previously old-fashioned standard bulletproof vest to highlight the effectiveness of the new bulletproof vest.

Initially, after hearing about it, the two were moved to tears by the country’s care for the little people, truly feeling flattered...

But when the training ground was set up one by one, seeing them construct a 360-degree extreme low-temperature dry ice tunnel, then prepare a similar flame tunnel...

The two girls hugged and cried—

Who tests bulletproof vests by crawling through ice and fire rings, boohoo...

And it’s like a tunnel, no way to escape, you can only crawl from one end to the other...

Although wealth is sought in risk, they also value their lives!

Of course, the official wouldn’t let them take on the test with anxiety; before the two donned the All-round Defense Suit, six teams of soldiers equipped in the same way passed through these two test tunnels without a scratch.

This... is a bit intense.

The sisters exchanged glances, feeling the country really hid a lot of technology.

They also nodded in agreement without hesitation.

But as content creators, they were well aware of the critical comments section, summoning courage to make suggestions.

"You can’t just test on people; they’ll always find other angles to criticize. So—before entering the low-temperature tunnel, connect a couple of bottles of water to the pipes. One bottle goes inside my protective suit, and one hangs outside. We want the audience to see temperature expressions other than just thermometers."

The sisters split the test between ice and fire, with one facing knives and the other bullets.

Ling Jiao, responsible for the fire, also suggested, "Well, I see this fire ring is pretty clean, get me some ice blocks for my arms, the outside... don’t need ice there, just get some eggs, I’ll broadcast myself frying eggs halfway for everyone—should be cooked quickly at this temperature, right?"

Although the fire ring is clean, frying eggs directly certainly isn’t hygienic, especially when it’s a lady suggesting it.

A group of soldiers under orders to coordinate video content were dumbfounded, never expected two seemingly delicate young girls to go to such lengths for promotion.

Thinking about it, they seemed to have a new understanding of influencers’ success.

"No choice." Ling Jiao knew right away what they were pondering and smiled wryly:

"As they say, fame breeds troubles. Now I have more fans and more critical viewers. Since we’re doing promotion, we might as well explain thoroughly in one go, sparing us from idiots who’ll criticize later."

"And another thing, overly serious test videos can’t keep viewers’ attention, so our video will have an accelerated version and an original version for more fun. For example, with the knife test, let’s chop a few watermelons first to get in the mood."

"For the gunfire, since it’s live ammo, let’s show everyone some fancy shooting..."

A video, with double the fun!

When it came to online promotion, they were the best, even if this video didn’t need these flashy tricks, it really did save a lot of hassle from opinionated critics.

In no time, the mess hall sent a few large watermelons, two bottles of mineral water, three eggs, and a box of ice cubes.

The young mess hall worker, looking at the two pretty girls dressed fashionably, blushed slightly with embarrassment:

"Frying eggs on the ground will have dust. If you’re worried about dirt, throw the whole egg into the fire, the high temperature will cook it quickly, and it’ll taste great!"

The guy had dark skin and didn’t look outstanding, with a hoe on his back, seemed like a farmer, yet Ling Jiao nodded:

"Alright, I’ll follow your suggestion, fry two and roast one!"

The video filming lasted an entire day, they considered every angle—finally for the gunfire test, although there were professional figures to conduct this experiment, the two content creators, who had crawled through the ice and fire rings unharmed and hadn’t felt hot or cold, were exceedingly confident in the All-round Defense Suit and even volunteered to try—

"Let me, let me—I haven’t tried being shot yet! Let me! Ah, don’t hesitate, haven’t you tested it many times and found it safe? Let me!"

Hehe, just thinking about it, feels a bit thrilling.

And once the thrilling experience ended, it was time to shoot the video for the old bulletproof vest and the foreign new bulletproof vest.

Honestly, watching the two vests burn fervently in the fire, everyone just felt uninspired.

Not to mention, they became brittle after a few hits under extreme low temperatures...

Alright, since these two don’t have magical resistance, let’s test their physical resilience.

First, a round of sword chopping—the suits could endure a bit, considering the price, is somewhat acceptable.

Then a round of gunfire test... oh boy, after one series, the dummy was shot through and squashed.

—At this point, you’d surely say, truly good bulletproof vests wouldn’t be this garbage, but the question is, how many people can actually be outfitted with truly good bulletproof vests?

Once all the videos were shot, the editing-bound sisters listlessly watched the sunset.

Ling Jiao sighed world-wearily, "High places are indeed lonely!"

Yu Lian also smiled wistfully, "Who says otherwise!"