Chapter 989: Chapter 989
"It's already opened, aside from the Red Lotus Karma Fire, there's something left, I'll give it to you then."
"It's not ashes, is it?"
Liu Zheng said half-jokingly.
"Hahaha, Delivery Man, you're really funny. A body burned by the Red Lotus Karma Fire, of course, wouldn't even leave ashes."
The Fool laughed heartily.
"Tsk, it's karma in this world."
He practically pieced together the love and hate between the two from the robe-wearer's fragmented words.
"Does Delivery Man have other matters?"
The Fool asked proactively.
"I do indeed. Do you know anyone from the Ministry of Health, Fool?"
Liu Zheng replied candidly.
"I don't know anyone. Why do you want to find someone from the Ministry of Health?"
"Here's the thing, I have a friend..."
He recounted Bai Tianshi's story again.
"I see. Then I'll speak to the president and have him contact them through cultural channels."
"No, don't disturb the president yet. Once I'm really out of options on my side, then I'll ask the president to lend a hand."
Liu Zheng said quickly.
The president of the Writers Association's favor is too precious, using it now would be a loss; wait until all other paths are blocked before seeking help.
"Alright, just let me know if you need it. By the way, when will I hand those things to you?"
"If it's convenient for you, Mr. Fool, how about now?"
"Sure, let's meet at the clinic then."
The Fool hung up the phone eagerly, not waiting for him to refuse.
"This is really like a little kitten wanting to drive a Land Rover."
Liu Zheng remarked clicking his tongue.
"By the way, if the fool does mate with the Sphinx, what would be born? A Sphinx with a cat face? Or a cat with a human face? No matter the kind, it feels like it'd be weird either way."
He mused whimsically as he started the sports car.
By the time he reached the clinic, the Fool was already cozy beside the Sphinx.
"Miss Sphinx, this is the top-grade catnip newly launched by Miao Miao Club, not only is the taste exceptionally delightful, but it also promotes digestion and refreshes the mind."
"This is fish oil imported from the Deep Sea Empire, not only does it promote intestinal health, but it also dissolves hair and other impurities in the stomach and intestines, with a safety rating of ninety-nine point nine-nine..."
The Fool was like a salesman, continuously promoting various products to the Sphinx.
While the Sphinx, with a poker face, played with a big yarn ball like an autistic patient.
Though Liu Zheng found it amusing, the serious business was urgent and he spoke up to alert the two cats to his presence.
"Human, quickly take this annoying guy away, or I'll have to take action!"
The Sphinx shouted at him as if seeing a savior.
"You still can't beat it."
The Sphinx shot Liu Zheng a dangerous look.
Clearly implying, you may not be able to beat it, but can you beat me?
"Ahem, I said a good female doesn't fight with a male. Fool, did you bring the stuff?"
Liu Zheng changed the subject.
The Fool reluctantly left the Sphinx, leading him back to the carriage.
"This is the Red Lotus Karma Fire."
It retrieved a lighter from the carriage, with an enchanting red flame swirling inside the gas chamber.
"If you need to use it, simply press the ignition device, and the Red Lotus Karma Fire will spray out from the nozzle."
"If you plan to use it against an enemy, just throw the lighter and hit the enemy with it, though I don't recommend doing that."
The Fool explained. ᴜᴘᴅᴀᴛᴇ ꜰʀᴏᴍ noⅴelfire.net
"Because this lighter was actually created by the president, it's very unstable. Just carrying or transporting it is fine, but if you use too much force on it, it might collapse directly, and you'll end up hurting yourself."
"The narrator can actually create something from nothing?"
Liu Zheng exclaimed in shock.
"The narrator can not only create something from nothing, but also turn something into nothing, be it lifeless objects, living things, or even rules."
"Many of the rules, races, and even territories in the Metropolis have been written by successive narrators."
The Fool said proudly.
This was an open secret within the Writers Association, so he felt free to divulge a bit.
"So they're practically a Creator God then?"
"Almost. But narrators don't have a divine status; they can't harness the world's source power like a Creator God can. However, they also aren't bound by divine status or world consciousness, so their lower limits are lower than a Creator God's, but their upper limits are higher."
"Is there currently a narrator who has reached the upper limit?"
Liu Zheng asked out of curiosity.
"Delivery Man, chatting isn't very polite of you."
The Fool tapped him on the shoulder and said.
"Haha. What about the other things?"
Liu Zheng wisely shifted away from the topic.
"Here, this is what's left after the coffin burned."
The Fool drew out a Jade Pendant from the carriage, engraved with a constantly changing Yin Yang Fish pattern.
He accepted the Jade Pendant, but no item description popped up.
"It should be the martial arts inheritance from the person inside the coffin. The president has lifted the restrictions, you just need to inject mana or divine thought into it to use."
"Rest assured, Delivery Man, the president merely lifted the restrictions, he didn't peek inside."
"Uh, I don't really care about that, you and the president may look as you please. The problem is, I possess neither mana nor divine thought."
Liu Zheng said helplessly.
"No problem, I believe Delivery Man will learn quickly."
"Hmm... I'll take your word for it."
He replied reluctantly.
The Fool's 'quickly' and his 'quickly' were probably not the same concept.