Chapter 975: Chapter 975

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Liu Zheng flipped it the middle finger.

Good thing he reacted quickly, otherwise he would've been seen as a walking toilet.

The gray parrot, seeing it failed to achieve its goal, showed a human-like disappointment in its eyes, then flew to a higher spot, ignoring him.

Liu Zheng followed its flight path with his eyes and found that the ceiling and walls were covered with branches, bird nests, and other hangings.

And at that moment, various birds were perching on those hangings, some sleeping, some chatting, some courting, and some mating.

"Sorry, sir, this club does not accommodate non-bird walk-in guests."

A voice drew his attention.

When Liu Zheng looked down, it turned out to be a service goose dressed in a waiter's uniform.

This service goose had a relatively small and round head bump compared to its body size, and a slender neck, indicating it was a female service goose.

"I'm here to book a private room for a friend who's a member here. Their membership card number is 7734..."

He provided the contact person's card number.

"Please wait, let me verify."

The service goose pulled out a widescreen phone from its fluffy chest feathers and started to operate it.

"The membership card number is correct. Which private room would you like to book?"

The service goose asked.

"Which private room does my friend usually book?"

"Private room number eight."

The service goose glanced at the phone and said.

"Then it will be room number eight."

"Alright, please follow me."

The service goose put the phone away, turned around, and headed toward the stairs.

He followed closely behind.

I have to say, watching a service goose walk is really quite amusing, especially when it retains its instincts while unconsciously mimicking human walking posture.

It's reminiscent of Sun Wukong imitating Zhenyuanzi's divine walking steps; he earnestly learned it, while Bajie and Sha Monk found it hilarious.

Liu Zheng felt like he was insulting himself.

"Sir, this is private room number 8."

The service goose pushed open a door.

"You don't have many private rooms here, do you?"

He glanced around and said.

"We birds prefer spacious and open environments and enjoy socializing; it's rare for us to use private rooms."

The service goose explained.

"I see. By the way, I noticed there are both small birds and raptors in the hall, don't they eat each other?"

Liu Zheng asked curiously.

"No, the birds that come to the club are elites with high intelligence and rationality; at least inside the club, we can completely restrain our instincts."

The service goose said proudly.

So that gray parrot indeed did it on purpose.

That damned bird, don't let him get the chance, or he'll definitely wrap it in sewer muck and roast it into a beggar chicken.

"The minimum spending for the private room is a thousand yuan. Would you like to order now or wait for your friend to arrive?"

The service goose asked.

"I'll order a little now. By the way, it seems like there's nothing here I can sit on."

Liu Zheng looked around the private room and said.

The setup inside the room wasn't much different from the hall, except it had a table, but he couldn't very well sit on the table to eat.

There were bird nests on the floor, but even if he wanted to sit in one, he wasn't tall enough to reach the table.

"Sorry for the inconvenience; we rarely have human guests, so we weren't prepared. Please wait a moment, and I'll go find you a chair."

The service goose's attitude was quite good and left the private room right after saying so.

Having nothing else to do, Liu Zheng tried sitting in the bird's nest.

"Hmm, it's definitely not as comfortable as Niu Ma's hay pile."

Not mentioning the size mismatch, the material of the bird's nest was lacking too, with leaves, twigs, and feathers all poking his butt.

Fortunately, the service goose soon returned, holding a chair.

"Thank you for your patience, please have a seat."

The service goose said as it placed down the chair.

Liu Zheng's mouth twitched as he looked at the chair.

If he wasn't mistaken, this should be the legendary Dragon Chair.

The carved dragons were so vivid, he almost felt like sitting on it would drape him in royal robes.

"Is there a problem with this chair?"

The service goose asked in confusion.

"Yes. Isn't this the Hundred Birds Club? If you're going to get something, at least get me a Phoenix Couch."

"I don't know; this was bought by the boss."

The service goose replied.

"Your boss has quite the earnestness, picking chairs personally for guests."

"Ah, no, this is the boss's own chair."

The service goose shook its head.

"Then you better hurry and take it back. It'll be trouble if your boss finds out it was moved. If there's really no other chair, I can stand for a bit."

Liu Zheng said helplessly.

If the service goose had made him stand from the beginning, he would've insisted it find a chair.

But since the service goose had actually brought over the boss's chair, he couldn't bear to see it get into trouble for being so earnest.

"It's okay; I moved the boss first before taking it."

The service goose assured him not to worry.

"And you and the boss are?"

"I'm the boss's sister."

The service goose said.

Since it was the Princess who brought the Dragon Chair, Liu Zheng sat down without any qualms.

Not bad, a bit better than the bird's nest.

"What would you like to order?"

The service goose pulled out a menu from its chest feathers and placed it on the table.

He picked it up and saw that it only had four set meal options: A, B, C, D, and E.

"What are the contents of these four set meals?"

"Set A is the fresh fruit meal, Set B is the dried fruit meal, Set C is the insect meal, Set D is the meat meal, and Set E is the seafood meal."

"The specific contents of each set meal are determined by the day's procurement."