Chapter 792: Chapter 792

"Alright, meow, just tell the boss when the time comes, meow."

San Huamao gulped down the rest of the drink in one go.

Liu Zheng handed it another piece of strawberry chiffon cake.

"This one is just for you. Later, you can share what’s in the box with them."

"Got it, meow. Liu Zheng is the best, meow."

San Huamao rubbed against his tentacle and then walked away with the box.

"I remember this cat seems to be female too, right?"

Niu Ma’s voice floated over.

"Can you not think that way about everything? Haven’t you ever had a pet?"

Liu Zheng said speechlessly.

"No, I haven’t even been a pet, let alone raised one."

"Then maybe you should ask Napoleon. It has experience."

"Sure, I’ll say you told me to ask."

"Uh, maybe forget it."

White Feather Chicken was fried by its previous owner, and bringing up what’s better left untouched is just seeking trouble.

"Hmph, even you have moments of cowardice."

"I’m always quite cowardly."

Liu Zheng admitted that he’s a coward; sometimes his arrogance is just negotiation tactics.

"Cowards live longer. Come over and give me a massage. Helping you deliver this takeout exhausted me."

Niu Ma turned over, going from lying on its side to lying flat.

"Boss, I don’t see any injuries on you."

He inspected Niu Ma’s body and said.

"Nonsense, if delivering takeout leaves one injured, no amount of lives would be enough."

Niu Ma replied irritably.

"Shut up, you freak, you’re not in the statistics."

Even before Liu Zheng could speak, Niu Ma interrupted him.

Liu Zheng shrugged and started massaging Niu Ma.

Now, his basic attributes had improved significantly, coupled with a deeper understanding of Niu Ma’s body, the massage was quite thorough.

Just after a few initial cries, Niu Ma’s sounds turned into puppy-like whimpers as it dozed off.

And Liu Zheng didn’t skimp, making sure to finish the full set before stopping his tentacle.

Given Niu Ma’s muscle density, clearing its blockages also exhausted Liu Zheng quite a bit.

He simply sat on the hay and leaned against Niu Ma, closing his eyes for a nap.

And he stayed like that for half an hour.

"Player rationality value cap increased by one point, rationality value recovered by three points."

Half-asleep, the system notification startled him awake.

"Rationality value cap increased? Why?"

After ruling out the possibility of items and system bugs, the answer was singular.

Liu Zheng looked at the haystack.

No wonder Niu Ma loved this haystack so much. Just the effect of raising the rationality value cap and restoring rationality value was priceless in this bizarre metropolis.

Who knows how many points Niu Ma’s rationality value cap has increased over the years, perhaps it could face an Evil God without a care.

However, the haystack’s effect shouldn’t stack infinitely; Niu Ma might have already reached the cap.

He looked for a chance to ask later; if that’s the case, maybe he could get the haystack for himself.

Such a treasure is sought after whether for personal use or trading with other players.

While pondering, Liu Zheng’s phone suddenly rang. Follow current novels on novel fire.net

He glanced at the number, quickly answering the call.

He whispered while sheepishly glancing at Niu Ma.

Thankfully, the latter only twitched its drooping large ears and showed no sign of waking up.

"Deliveryman sir, the company wants to ask, is the wife and daughter of Red Forest Culture’s chairman with you?"

Wang Manni said from the other end.

"No, they were probably taken by another group besides the three parties involved. Of course, there’s also the possibility that Red Forest Culture or your company staged it."

"Okay. Then I’ll inform the company this way."

Liu Zheng stopped her.

"Tell your company it’s inconvenient to discuss on the phone, and meet face-to-face if they want to know."

He rolled his eyes and said.

Wang Manni asked, puzzled.

"No reason, just want to nab a delivery order."

Liu Zheng had no intention to hide from her.

Wang Manni couldn’t help but laugh.

"What’s so funny? Do you know how hard it is for me to go out?"

Though new delivery orders are always available, predictable ones are better than unpredictable ones.

"Deliveryman sir, take care. Then I’ll think about how to relay this to the company."

"Tell them to hurry up; if they don’t order, I’ll let Red Forest Culture do it."

He hadn’t even closed the screen when another call came in.

"Manager Xu, what’s up?"

He answered and asked.

"Mr. Liu, your godfather has been buried. Are you able to come over?"

The bald manager said.

"It still is necessary. Firstly, considering the deceased’s mental health. Secondly, the identity of the Main Priest will affect the deceased’s life afterward."

The bald manager said.

"Alright, then I’ll drop by later."

Being kind to the end, as they say, escorting Buddha to the far west.

Since the cheap godfather gave him a rare item in the end, he as the cheap son couldn’t refuse.

"Okay, we’ll be here waiting for you."

"Do I need to bring anything?"

"If possible, it’s best to bring a condolence couplet. The stronger and higher the writer’s status, the better."

The bald manager said.

"Can I ask the Tomb Guardian to write it for me?"

"I’m afraid it’s not suitable. A condolence couplet can only be written by the living; the esteemed Tomb Guardian might not fit the criteria."

The bald manager said.

Having been the cemetery’s spokesperson for so many years, even if originally alive, now he’s half-dead.

"Does the couplet’s material have any requirements?"

Liu Zheng asked again.

"Of course, the more precious, the better."

"I have a blank black talisman paper made from the core of Ten-thousand-year-old sunken wood, is that okay?"

He recalled Garcia’s legacy.

"Of course that’s okay. Coincidentally, our funeral home also has a treasured blank black talisman paper; if Mr. Liu needs it, we can part with it painfully."

The bald manager thought for a moment and said.

"If Mr. Liu wants it, at cost price, a hundred thousand yuan."

The bald manager said.

"What benefit do I get?"

The Earth Spirit has already become enlightened, indicating he did extremely well, embellishments aside, unless there’s mutual benefit, no need to go all out.

"Well, about that..."

The bald manager fell silent, seemingly torn about whether to speak or not.

"Does Manager Xu have any secrets hard to share?"

Liu Zheng asked proactively.

"Indeed, that’s the case. This is a secret not passed down in the funeral home, and employees below manager level are unqualified to know."

The bald manager said frankly.

"Oh, Manager Xu misunderstood, that’s not what I meant."

"I meant, do you personally have anything difficult to disclose?"

Liu Zheng asked in a brotherly tone.