Chapter 18: Chapter 18

iam Clancy had grown tired of bars jammed with over-tanned, tattooed,

middle aged expat Brits, many sporting the latest fashions in sleeveless

muscle shirts and beach shorts, where conversation, as always, was focused

on beer, football and home prices. Given the chance, any one of them would recite

his oft told story of how he had got out of Blighty just in time, selling up at the top

of the market and then snapping up, in a once in a lifetime deal, a place

overlooking the sea/golf course/mountains at the right moment.

Clancy and his associates, Dolores Laborda Carvallo and Hugh Murray,

concentrated their attention on their new business as budding financial and

investment consultants. They had little difficulty in finding worried Brits in

financial difficulties ― out of their depth, as their homes, mortgages and

investments were threatened by the growing financial crisis. It was however, much

more difficult to find those willing to pay hard cash for advice.

Hugh Murray had made progress with holiday home rental business, convincing

home-owners to accept a more realistic view of the property market by renting out

their properties. As for his Dolores Laborda, Clancy’s his girlfriend, she took care

of the legal matters that often entangled expat owners, adding credibility to the

partners budding business.

Liam had taken time to catch up on the history of finance and after reading Niall

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Ferguson’s ‘Ascent of Money’, recognized sooner or later things would surely

improve. For those with sufficient cash reserves there was no point in panicking as

many had done in the crash of the 1929, even if the recession they were now

experiencing was the worst for sixty years.

Clancy, unlike many financial advisers who pushed their clients towards

investment strategies that were not always in their best interests, warned expats

against conmen and rip-off pension funds. He earned less by recommending fixed

term accounts with low interest rates, but could sleep with a clear conscience.

Reputable widows and orphans insurance companies offered financial advisers up

to fifteen percent commission on lump sum investments put their way. It was not

unusual to see certain insurance giants paying lucrative upfront commissions of

twenty percent. As for shady salesmen representing companies in Gibraltar and

Andorra their commissions could run as high as thirty percent and even more.

Clancy checked-out the status of insurance and investment firms, their directors

and their track records, avoiding all those with Gibraltar or offshore addresses. He

investigated agents and salesmen on behalf of his clients to prevent them from

falling into the hands of crooked brokers and conmen.

Spain was in deep trouble and he assumed things would get worse before they got

better. The trouble was property was not the only sector in difficulty. The whole

economy was in dire straits with the tourist industry especially hard hit as hotel

bookings fell to their lowest level in decades. UK reservations were down by thirty

percent and those who could still afford a couple of weeks in the sun had become

more demanding, seeking quality hotels at low all inclusive rates, others headed for

more exotic destinations where fine weather was guaranteed all year round. It was

not good for Spain where tourism accounted for ten percent of its economy.

The crisis had brought with it an uncertain future for a many people and difficult

adjustments would have to be made by those who had grown accustomed to a

certain style of life. As the weeks passed it was becoming obvious that the crisis

was much more serious than the government in Madrid had at first admitted,

unemployment shot-up and government ministers forced to acknowledge the

growing recession would certainly last much longer than they had anticipated.

Clancy realized the world was going to be a different place; there would be a

redistribution of the cards and trying to foresee who would be holding the winning

hand was easier said than done. His insight into the complexities of globalization

and free trade was hazy, but he knew it had been the driving force behind the

prosperity of Ireland and a great part of Western Europe.

In the beach front bars favoured by expat Brits there was less big talk and self￾congratulatory declarations. The tone had changed and after a few beers most were

forced to admit their doubts about the future. Few talked of having made the right

choice at the right time, their conversation turned to whinging about the falling

value of their pensions and the falling value of the pound against the euro. Another

couple of beers brought out the usual expat denigration of their hosts, backed by

anecdotes that sneered at everything Spanish in Kipplingesque terms.

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Of course, once an expat felt the slightest ache or pain he or she was on the next

Ryanair flight back to Blighty for a quick, free, check-up. Then, after the

appropriate treatment, they were on their way back to their Costa home loaded with

a six month supply of Tetley’s teabags, vacuum packed Cheddar cheese and a

stock of HP sauce. They were only too happy to escape the dismal damp British

weather and of course the ever growing flood of immigrants, who they complained,

forgetting their own lamentable Spanish, could not even speak proper English.

They were the lucky ones. Others were caught in a vicious trap; their dream

homes in the sun had become next to worthless, and those who had invested in

holiday BTLs saw their rental revenue plunge, leaving them with mortgages to be

paid off in euros from their ever dwindling pensions.

Thanks to Sky television, expats in southern Spain eagerly watched politicians

back home making electoral promises, promises they had no chance of keeping.

The same expats were begged by Britain’s leading parties to register for postal

votes, but once the politicians were safely ensconced in their privileged positions

their overseas electorate would be quickly forgotten.

Iñaki Parales was one of the giant Banco Santander’s many small shareholders,

living on the dividends from the shares he had inherited. He was a man of

independent, though relatively modest, means. His life turning around three almost

passionate pastimes: tennis, horse racing and classical music. Almost every day he

could be seen in the bar of the Real Club de Tenis de San Sebastián pouring over

Agalopar, a national horse racing magazine, or Inversión y Finanzas, a financial

weekly, in which he followed the now jagged ups and downs of Banco Santander’s

shares. The crisis had seen their value plunge from a peak of fifteen euros in

October 2007, to under five in February 2009, luckily for him dividends remained

fairly constant, little different from the previous year, a surprising accomplishment

in comparison to most other major international banks.

Iñaki, a likeable individual, whose well-mannered nature could have been taken

for timidity, reacted angrily to the regret of those who dared criticise Santander. He

played a good game of tennis and was regularly participant in the club’s

tournaments and social events where he was appreciated for his good humour.

When the crisis first loomed he made a spirited defence of the bank declaring it as

being rock solid. But as the months passed this confidence was transformed into

denial through his belief in the Spanish giant’s invulnerability. When the Bank’s

shares hit 4.90 euros his shock was profound; his capital was almost entirely tied

up in those shares whose dividends he counted on for the major part of his income.

The problems at Santander ran deep. There was the Latin American debt risk, and

above all exposure through its UK holdings: Abbey and the Alliance & Leicester,

whose shares had plunged in 2008. Santander had paid top of the market prices for

its British holdings, and with the acquisition Bradford & Bingley they controlled

ten percent of the UK savings market.

Just a little over a year earlier, Spanish government ministers and economists had

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talked of a soft landing, rejecting any idea of a recession. Hard landings had been

reserved for Baltic and Eastern European countries. Then, after the bluster, came

the long predicted collapse of Spain’s proud construction industry. Spain had crash

landed; leaving home-owners, businesses and job seekers confusedly staggering

through the wreckage of its economy.

Clancy heard endless stories of buyers caught up in the debacle of once ambitious

construction firms and the plight of those whose newly built homes were left

without electricity and running water. During the fifteen years up to 2008, Spanish

growth, powered by the construction boom, had risen vertiginously. When the

crash came it was not surprising that companies like Martínez Construcciones were

amongst the first to run into difficulties, their portfolios stuffed with what was now

parched worthless land for never to be realized residential developments.

With the collapse, thousands of British home buyers who had made advance

payments stood the risk of losing their money, whilst others who had paid in full

would never see their dream homes. New buyers and existing owners arrived from

the UK to be greeted by grim scenes of semi-abandoned construction sites: jagged

scars on the landscape, a depressing contrast to the bright images portrayed in the

promoters’ glossy brochures advertising dream homes. Golf course developments

were little more than vast expanses of broken ochre coloured earth. Abandoned

cranes, half built homes and the skeletal structures of what were to have been

hotels and apartments stood forlornly on rubble strewn construction sites.

Penthouse terraces that should have overlooked well-tended golf greens were

surrounded by weed covered earthworks and construction debris. Shopping centres

designed to house luxury boutiques and restaurants were empty hulks encircled by

roads that led nowhere, abandoned by construction firms that had been swallowed

by the crisis.