Chapter 549: Chapter 549
Black Tower, 62nd Floor.
[Sejun-nim, have you been well?]
“Yes. Have you been well too, Father Rabbit?”
As Sejun and Father Rabbit exchanged greetings,
Sejun pulled out the Golden Dragon’s scale and engraved a golden dragon tattoo on Black Torch’s left front paw.
Handsome Park Sejun! Cool Park Sejun! Super Ultra Strong Park Sejun!
Following Black Torch’s example, the other Baby Rabbits approached Sejun, shouted the slogan, and received their dragon tattoos.
The Baby Rabbits probably didn’t realize what an amazing opportunity it was to receive the great dragon’s tattoo for just a few words of praise(?).
“Look at this. I have the Red Dragon on my left front paw!”
“Hehehe. Fool. Black Dragon on the left front paw is the way to go!”
“No way! The Purple Dragon is the coolest!”
Perhaps influenced by Black Torch starting with the left paw, all the Baby Rabbits got their dragon tattoos on their left front paws and began showing them off to one another.
While the Baby Rabbits were busy boasting about the dragon tattoos on their left front paws,
Pp… Ppiik! Ppiik! Ppiik!
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[H-H-H… Handsome Park Sejun! Cool Park Sejun! Super Ultra Strong Park Sejun!]
Chichi, who had been watching from a distance, came forward with a bright red face and shouted the slogan in front of Sejun.
Chichi had resisted the temptation of food but couldn’t give up the allure of a Black Dragon tattoo on her left paw.
Thus, even Chichi, who had called Sejun ugly, ended up saying he was handsome.
“Good. What color would you like?”
Sejun asked with a beaming smile.
Using a Black Dragon’s scale, Sejun engraved a Black Dragon tattoo on Chichi’s left front paw.
Handsome Park Sejun! Cool Park Sejun! Super Ultra Strong Park Sejun!!
Unable to hold out any longer, Dudu and Chubby also ran up to Sejun and shouted the slogan.
Dudu got a blue dragon tattoo and
“And what color would Chubby like?”
[I don’t need a dragon tattoo. Just give me a lot of carrot candies!]
Chubby opted for carrot candies instead of a dragon tattoo.
As expected of the eldest son of the Cart Rabbit family.
The Cart Rabbit had three sons – the eldest Chubby, the second Chunky, and the youngest Fatty.
“Hehehe. Alright. I’ll give you carrot candies. But you still need to choose a dragon tattoo.”
Thus, Sejun won over the hearts of all the Baby Rabbits.
[Sejun-nim, is it true that Grandpa taught you how to farm?]
One Baby Rabbit approached Sejun and asked.
All the Baby Rabbits quickly gathered around Sejun, sitting close together with their ears perked up, fully focused on his words.
“Farming? That’s right. Your grandpa is my farming master. It was precisely 498 days ago. Back then, I was trapped in a cave, barely surviving on nutritionless green onions, drowning in despair…”
Sejun exaggerated the story, making the situation sound worse, to enhance Father Rabbit’s reputation.
[Green onions?! But Grandpa was the one who brought those green onions to you, Sejun-nim!]
When Sejun looked at Father Rabbit,
Please, just say that’s true!
He saw Father Rabbit sweating profusely and desperately pleading with his eyes.
While bragging to the Baby Rabbits, Papa Rabbit had added a few(?) lies to make himself look better.
So you can plead with your eyes too, huh?
Realizing something new, Sejun decided,
“Ah. I forgot. Back then, I was starving for a long time when Father Rabbit appeared with green onions. Thanks to that, my situation improved greatly.”
To cover for Father Rabbit, Sejun lied for him.
Grandpa’s words were true!
Our Grandpa’s green onions saved Chairman Park!
Grandpa really taught Chairman Park how to farm!
Thanks to this, the Baby Rabbits began admiring Father Rabbit.
The story then transitioned to the part where Sejun and the Rabbit couple met, had Baby Rabbits, and met Sweetie.
“So, Father Rabbit and I worked hard to convince them…”
[Wait! Isn’t this the part where Grandpa fought the Poisonous Queen Bee one-on-one for everyone?]
You abandoned me and ran away back then!
Sejun glared at Father Rabbit.
Father Rabbit desperately begged again with his eyes.
“Ahem. Father Rabbit fought bravely and saved us.”
Sejun decided to forgive him one more time.
Although Father Rabbit’s lies kept surfacing, creating crises, Sejun endured them well.
[Then is it true that when Sejun-nim knelt before the mighty Black Dragon and begged for his life, Grandpa appeared and saved you?!]
Another lie from Father Rabbit, peeled away layer by layer.
How much did you lie about this?!
Sejun stared intently at Father Rabbit, scolding him with his gaze.
Father Rabbit pleaded with his eyes once more.
“Ahem. Actually, I didn’t kneel completely. My knees were about 1cm above the ground.”
Sejun compromised by admitting part of Father Rabbit’s lie, while protecting the last shred of his pride.
[Then is it true that Grandpa made Sejun-nim’s face handsome?]
Fatty raised their front paw and asked.
This, I can’t let slide!
As Sejun was about to blow up and expose everything,
“I can’t stay silent, meow! Fixing Chairman Park’s ugly face to make it less ugly was me, Vice Chairman Theo, meow!”
Theo, snapping first, shouted indignantly.
And so, Father Rabbit’s lies were finally exposed.
This threw the Baby Rabbits into confusion.
Waaaah! Grandpa is a liar?!
Some Baby Rabbits even began to sniffle, on the verge of crying.
“Alright, everyone, pay attention! I’ll show you something amazing now!”
Sejun quickly diverted the Baby Rabbits’ attention to stop them from crying.
If he didn’t calm them down quickly, their crying could spread like wildfire among the group.
As the Baby Rabbits paused their tears momentarily,
Sejun quickly tossed some Stamina Corn into a pot and started making popcorn.
Pop-pop-pop! Pop-pop-pop!
The sound of popping corn, coupled with its savory aroma, filled the air. The sight of the kernels bursting was,
More than enough to captivate the Baby Rabbits.
“Crop Gigantification.”
Sejun seized the moment to use his skill to enlarge some carrots.
“Vice Chairman Theo, please make large carrot cups.”
“Puhuhut. Got it, meow!”
He had Theo make carrot cups to hold the popcorn.
A little while later,
“Alright. Listen carefully while you eat, okay? Grandpa and I seem to have remembered things a little weirdly. Let me quickly tell you the truth again.”
Sejun began correcting Father Rabbit’s lies and restarted the story.
The Baby Rabbits, holding carrot cups brimming with popcorn in their arms, listened to Sejun’s words.
Most of them, however, were too focused on eating popcorn to pay attention.
As Sejun continued his story,
[Grandpa, it’s okay. They say old people naturally start forgetting things.]
Black Torch tried to console Father Rabbit, but Father Rabbit didn’t seem happy at all.
Neither was Sejun, who was also treated as an old person.
Outskirts of Destruction.