Chapter 395: Chapter 395

"Haha, everyone, please calm down and let me tell you why they changed their names.

The specific time, well, it should’ve been the year after Xu Fu passed away.

With the passing of Xu Fu, the forces led by the five hundred boys and girls immediately began uprisings, each wanting to sit on the Celestial Emperor’s throne.

You can imagine, that tiny place, with over five hundred boys and girls leading the rebellion, it’s safe to say that in an instant the entirety of East Japan was plunged into a nationwide war!

Ahem, actually, calling it a nationwide war, if it were here, at most it’d be considered a brawl... let’s not dwell on that."

As the guy with glasses spoke, everyone in the first-class cabin couldn’t help but chuckle.

Everyone knew East Japan is small, just the size of a bullet, but with his exaggerated description, it immediately cracked everyone up.

At the same time, images of brawls between a few villages popped up in their minds.

Even Lin Yi couldn’t help but burst out laughing.

The few flight attendants responsible for first class also couldn’t hold back their laughter.

"So because of this brawl, bah, what brawl, national war, yes, national war.

And because of this national war, almost all the adult males, who were already few, perished in battle.

At that time, the carnage was indescribable, literally village after village of corpses.

According to legend, nearly seven thousand men died in that great war! You have to know, back then, their entire male population nationwide was less than eleven thousand.

When the battle ended, all the survivors were panicking.

Without a population, what could they do??

And that’s exactly why the first female Celestial Emperor was born.

To say this female emperor had nerve is an understatement, right after ascending the throne, she announced a matter of national importance!" Thɪs chapter is updated by 𝘯𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘭⚑𝓯𝓲𝓻𝓮⚑𝕟𝕖𝕥

At this point, the guy with glasses suddenly stopped, and the crowd, who had been engrossed in the story, was taken aback by the abrupt halt, turning their eyes to him.

But facing their gaze, the guy with glasses just chuckled and said:

"Everyone, please hold on, if you want to know what happens next, let me take a sip of water first before I continue!"

Man, after saying this, everyone was speechless, this guy is really annoying, stopping at the crucial part, how is this different from those novelists who leave cliffhangers??

Especially Lin Yi, who immediately thought of the novel he was reading a while ago and the author Xiao Youzi from the Muzi family.

He couldn’t help but exclaim:

"Our Xiao Youzi is truly conscientious, never leaving cliffhangers. It’s rare to find such a conscientious author nowadays, I have to reward him!"

Saying this, Lin Yi took out his phone and rewarded Xiao Youzi with a hundred thousand w at once, instantly becoming a platinum Alliance Leader.

Xiao Youzi couldn’t possibly imagine that happiness would come so suddenly, only, at this moment, because of some matters, he wasn’t checking his phone, or else if he saw such a reward amount, he would surely be shocked to jump up.

After nearly five minutes, amidst some urging, the glasses guy stood up again, cleared his throat, and continued:

"Ahem, where did we leave off? Oh, we were talking about the first female Celestial Emperor ascending the throne.

After she ascended, seeing there wasn’t a man over fifteen in the nation, she instantly felt that this just wouldn’t do.

If this continues, how can we, the great Japan, grow strong? When will we strike back at our old home, Huaxia?

To say this female emperor truly had nerve, she slammed the table, and two mountains trembled with her.

Guess what kind of decree the emperor issued?"

With that, he paused again, casting his gaze over the intrigued crowd.

"Geez! Are you a stand-up comedian or what? Why are you teasing us so much?"

"Yeah, yeah, hurry up and say it! What decree did the emperor issue? Don’t tell me she planned to deal with those under-fifteen kids??"

Seeing everyone’s anxious looks, the guy with gold-rimmed glasses chuckled, enjoying the moment, then waved and said:

"Haha, don’t misunderstand, I’m not a stand-up comedian; actually, my profession is writing novels, pen name ’Xiao Youzi from the Muzi family’. I write for Yuewen Group, feel free to check them out.

Ahem, alright, enough of that, let’s continue.

The female emperor waved her hand: ’To ensure the continuation of our people, the marriage system shall be temporarily abolished, and our women shouldn’t stay at home; pass the command, all women must take to the streets.

Oh, right, to make things easier, have them bring their own quilts and pillows’.

Gee, once this decree was issued, the women didn’t dare defy it, so they each grabbed a quilt, tied a pillow to their back with a rope, and embarked on the great task of repopulating the nation."

Hearing this, a burst of laughter erupted:

"Whoa~ So is this how the kimono came to be?"

"Haha, you’re a genius, bro, with your explanation, I finally understand why kimonos have to come with a pillow, makes it convenient anytime, anywhere."

For a moment, the atmosphere was joyous, and Lin Yi, who hadn’t shown his face, also couldn’t help but chuckle softly.

While chuckling, a crazy stream of "grass-mud horse" ran across his mind.

He never imagined that this guy was actually the Xiao Youzi from the Muzi family.

He had just rewarded him a hundred thousand w for not being a cliffhanger cheat, only to slap himself in the face.

However, Lin Yi thought it was a funny coincidence to randomly meet this guy on a plane.

But you have to admit, this guy has quite the imagination.

Not only Lin Yi, but even the security guard who remained expressionless had a slight smirk.

The two guys from before had long forgotten that the gold-rimmed glasses guy had just rebutted them.

The ones laughing the loudest were those two.

The joke took a while to build, but finally, it did, and the women in the first class and two flight attendants blushed.

But their perked up ears indicated they quite enjoyed the topic.

Yet the matter was far from over; amidst the constant laughter, Xiao Youzi continued:

"Hey, everyone quiet down, I haven’t finished yet, like I said, I’m refuting the two brothers; I can’t leave it unfinished, haha.

Back to our story, this decree really worked, before long, the women were all pregnant, finally relieving Japan of the heavy responsibility of population growth.

But while children were there, who the father was remained unknown. Now came another dilemma: what last name should these kids take?

Upon hearing this, the emperor was unbothered, what’s so hard about not knowing the surname? Well then, wherever the child was conceived, let’s use that as the surname.

Gee, don’t say, this really streamlined things.

So, under the mountain ’doing it’, they took the surname Yamashita; by the rice field, it was Tanabe.

Of course, for those who couldn’t remember who or where specifically, the women thought, fine, just take the village name as the surname.

So, that’s why I have to refute the brothers, it’s not that they forgot our ancestors, blame, gotta blame that brawl, tui, blame that national war..."

With his serious words, a series of spitting sounds echoed in the first class cabin.

Lin Yi, who just sipped his juice, sprayed it instantly.

Holy crap, this guy is definitely a talent.

And not just that, immediately Lin Yi...