Chapter 122: Chapter 122
Chapter 122 - If You've Got Nothing to Do, Go Get a Job!
“This thing… did it just come out of This King's body…”
Inside the bathroom, Longye stood in front of the toilet, curiously looking down and examining the freshly produced excrement within.
Due to his excessive consumption of mortal food over the past few days, and without using his own spiritual energy to purify the impurities in his body, the accumulated food waste was naturally expelled.
He was a descendant of the Ancient Nine Nether Dragon of the Demon Realm, a being that was both yao and demon. He had been born at the Immortal Emperor cultivation level. Whether he devoured other yao beasts and immortal beasts or drank celestial dew, his powerful body would convert it all into his own cultivation.
In other words, since birth, he had never once needed to excrete waste from his body. This was the first time in his life.
This was also the first time he had ever seen shit with his own eyes, and what's more, it was his own.
He couldn't believe that such a stinky thing could actually be expelled from his body…
“Longye, what are you doing in there?”
“Lord Demon Sovereign has summoned us. Hurry up.”
Outside the bathroom, Meizhi knocked on the door and urged him.
Longye had been in the bathroom since before he went next door to see Lord Demon Sovereign. Now he was back, and he was still in there. If he was just washing up, it was taking far too long.
“Meizhi? You've come at the perfect time.”
Longye opened the bathroom door, stepped aside to clear the way, and pointed at the toilet behind him:
“This King's stomach was feeling a little unwell just now, so I came to the bathroom. I didn't expect to expel such a filthy thing from my body.”
Smelling the stench that filled the bathroom, Meizhi frowned slightly. He walked closer to the toilet and stared with confusion at the excrement inside.
“If This King is not mistaken, this should be what mortals call 'shit'.”
“Shit? You took it?!”
Meizhi was shocked, and he examined the excrement before him with growing curiosity.
He, too, had never pooped since birth, so he had no idea what shit actually looked like. Like Longye, this was the first time he had ever seen it with his own eyes.
Longye nodded solemnly.
Just then, Mokui, who was passing by, saw Meizhi and Longye crowded in the bathroom and couldn't help but come over curiously as well.
“Wow, so this is the legendary… shit?”
“This is the first time I've ever seen shit up close.”
“It really does smell awful, just like the Stinky Egg Fruit.”
The Hefa Clan in the Demon Realm was the clan most obsessed with researching all sorts of ancient arts. This was a fact that almost everyone acknowledged.
Whenever the Hefa Clan was mentioned, the first impression was always of a group of fanatics dedicated to studying ancient cultivation methods.
Actually, this wasn't entirely accurate. It was true that the Hefa Clan was obsessed with studying ancient arts, but that was because they had a deep interest in all the myriad arts and daos of the world, which is why they were so obsessed.
In other words, as long as it was something that could pique their interest, they would become equally obsessed with it.
Looking at the excrement in the toilet, although Mokui didn't like the smell, her pretty face didn't show any disgust. On the contrary, she stared at it thoughtfully and began to study it.
Yingnü, who was passing by, saw them and also went into the bathroom, looking curiously at the excrement in the toilet.
The four of them squatted by the toilet and began a serious discussion:
Mokui: “I hear mortals have to expel this kind of thing from their bodies almost every day.”
Longye: “To think that one day, such a filthy substance would also be expelled from This King's body.”
Mokui: “This is Longye's. Does that mean it'll be our turn soon?”
Meizhi: “It is said that the shit produced by mortals is also quite varied. Some is very hard, while some is like a puddle of muddy water. Even the color can be different.”
“Oh? So magical? There are really that many types?!”
Hearing Meizhi's explanation, Mokui's interest was piqued even further.
“The physical structure of mortals is the same, so why can they produce different kinds of shit?”
“Maybe it's because of the different food they eat?”
“Could it also be due to differences in constitution?”
“I don't get it. Whoever poops next time, remember to let me know. I want to study it properly!”
Yingnü squatted to the side, silently watching the other three discuss back and forth without saying a word.
Just then, Lin Fan walked into the apartment. He turned his head and saw the four of them squatting by the toilet, engaged in an intense discussion.
“You four… what are you doing?”
“Ooh! Lord Demon Sovereign, your timing is perfect! We're looking at shit. Do you want to look too?”
“This is what Longye just produced. You've probably never seen it before.”
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Hearing this, Lin Fan's face was instantly covered in black lines, and he almost passed out from anger.
He had clearly summoned the four of them, but after waiting a long time and seeing no one, he had come over to look for them.
And the moment he walked in, he saw his Four Great Demon Generals squatting by the toilet with nothing better to do, staring at a lump of shit in the bowl!
Anyone who didn't know better would think they were having a meal in the bathroom!
He was already angry, and this just added fuel to the fire.
Lin Fan strode over to the toilet and slammed the flush button.
With a whoosh, the water in the toilet bowl swirled, and the accumulated excrement was completely washed away.
“Aahh! Lord Demon Sovereign, what are you doing?! I wasn't done studying it… At least let me collect a sample!”
Mokui watched the toilet reluctantly, but Lin Fan just rapped a fist on her head and said irritably:
“You are forbidden from researching such useless things!”
With that, Lin Fan walked angrily to the living room and sat down, pointing in front of him:
“All four of you, get over here for This One and stand properly!”
Meizhi and the others folded their hands in front of themselves and lined up before him.
“Meizhi, you were the first one This One appointed as one of the Four Great Demon Generals. You should be keeping the others in line on my behalf, not messing around with them!”
“Longye! You've been eating way too much lately! Unless you're actually hungry, no more binge eating!”
“And you, Mokui! Stop smiling! All you do all day is stay at home and play games, and you still have the nerve to ask This One for money to buy skins!”
When he got to Yingnü, Lin Fan was suddenly at a loss for words. He thought for a long time but couldn't find anything to lecture her about.
Yingnü was usually quiet and reserved, the well-behaved type. Among the four of them, she seemed to be the least troublesome...
Yingnü blinked her blank eyes, quietly waiting for Lin Fan to speak.
Lin Fan was silent for a moment, then could only say casually:
“Yingnü, you're the most well-behaved. When you have nothing to do, it's best if you don't mess around with them either.”
Yingnü nodded obediently.
Mokui, however, explained with a pouty, reproachful look:
“Lord Demon Sovereign, we still haven't found a way to go back. I have nothing to do, so I can only play some games to relieve my boredom.”
As she said this, Longye and Meizhi also nodded in agreement.
Currently, with no way to return, they had no idea what to do. Staying cooped up at home all day was truly too boring.
“You have nothing to do, is that it? Then all of you, go get a job for This One!”
Lin Fan said irritably.
During this time, Meizhi and the others had all basically gained a minimal understanding of this world's common sense.
Rather than letting them stay idly at home every day researching shit, it would be better to have them go out and work. It would both kill time and provide some extra income, reducing the family's financial burden!