Chapter 246: Chapter 246

Yun Ran now deeply regrets not poisoning him into unconsciousness the very moment she saw him!

As a result, he can now be so arrogant, recklessly playing the role of a scoundrel without any fear.

Feeling that so-called hand helping her relax but actually being shameless, Yun Ran almost ground her teeth to dust.

"Master Ran? Ran your grandpa! I don’t care what you wanna be called! Take your filthy hand off me, or else..."

Instead of removing it, he pinched her twice and asked her in a very arrogant and teasing tone, "Or else what? Huh? Grandpa won’t move his hand, so what can you do about it?"

[Outrageous! Truly outrageous!]

As if to solidify the name of being ’outrageous’, he chuckled softly by her ear and said with fake seriousness:

"This little beauty looks all skinny and weak like she hasn’t got two ounces of flesh, but who would have thought she’d feel so... well-endowed."

[This shameless scoundrel!!!]

"You bastard! Shut up!"

"Why should Grandpa listen to you? You are now Grandpa’s captive, so you better behave! Otherwise, Grandpa might get angry and pin you down with just one finger, you know?"

[Great! Just great! Truly fantastic! Bastard, remember what you said today!]

Nangong Mo blinked, and although his mask only had two slits at the eyes, he still pretended to sniff her neck.

Spoke earnestly, "Indeed, little beauty, you smell so good! Seems is what they call warm fragrance and tender jade in books."

As if to cooperate with his words, his hand pinched Yun Ran twice more.

"Hmm! You bastard... let go!"

"Let go, huh? You beg Grandpa, beg me and I’ll let go, how ’bout that?"

[Feeling just one step short of dying from anger...]

[Must have done some wrong in a previous life...]

[Could it be, last life I killed him myself?]

Yun Ran tried hard to ignore the mischievous hand, continuously hypnotizing herself, trying to ignore those unusual stirrings.

"Yun Mo! You bastard! You better pray that I never have you in my hands! Otherwise... ah!" ᴛʜɪs ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ ɪs ᴜᴘᴅᴀᴛᴇ ʙʏ 𝓷𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓵~𝕗𝕚𝕣𝕖~𝙣𝙚𝙩

Yun Ran bit her lower lip tightly. Her beautiful little face was flushed with a faint, peach-like pink under the soft moonlight.

The man raised his slender jade-like fingers, hooked her chin, and chuckled, "Little beauty curses so nicely, and yells even nicer!"

Yun Ran: "...Beast! Shameless! Bastard!"

"Mm! Good girl~! Sounds great! Grandpa likes it, keep going."

Yun Ran closed her eyes, feeling very weary.

If she could, she wished to block her ears too—better yet, seal all five senses completely, isolating herself from the shameless, indecent beast of a man.

However, imagination is always beautiful, and reality...

Just like now, that man’s magical voice drifted into her ears again.

"Speaking of which, you’ve been calling Grandpa Yun Mo all night, do you really like that man named Yun Mo?"

[Ha! I can’t hear you!]

"Is he good-looking? Is he as elegant as Grandpa? Is he as handsome and dashing? Does he have as much macho appeal as Grandpa?"

[Not listening, not listening! Dog chanting scriptures!]

Under the mask, Nangong Mo’s mouth slightly twitched. He flicked her forehead lightly with a finger, and said in a nasty tone:

"From now on, Grandpa is your bandit husband. Remember Grandpa’s name, Master Ran. If you can’t remember, Grandpa might pin you down with just a finger."

[Bastard! Does this girl look like an ant to you? Like you can squash me with a squeeze?!]

[Tonight, being at your mercy is just a momentary oversight, without guard!]

[Cunning, shameless dog-man! Master Ran? More like Dog Ran! Wait a minute! Yun Mo, Master Ran? Yun... Ran?!]

[Pure coincidence? Or does he know about me...]

Yun Ran was startled by this sudden thought, then reassured herself:

[He can’t possibly know! Must be a coincidence!]

Nangong Mo behind her curled his lips, feeling utterly joyous: Sorry, Grandpa knows, Grandpa knows everything.

Unexpected, isn’t it? Grandpa knows all your little secrets, so don’t even think about getting away from Grandpa!

Yun Ran suppressed the chaotic thoughts in her mind, trying her best to make her tone sound gentle and friendly.

"Yun Mo, have you had enough messing around? If you’ve had enough, then untie me, and I won’t hold tonight’s incident against you."

[That is absolutely impossible! If I don’t get back at you double-time, I’ll take your surname, and that’s that!]

Nangong Mo automatically filtered out the preceding lines, his eyes shining bright with thoughts:

Take Grandpa’s surname? Nangong Ranran? Nangong Little Ran? Nangong Aran? Hmm, sounds nice!

You are Grandpa’s person, originally, to give you my surname and name you, together forever through life and death!

For a moment, the man was overjoyed; his smile practically reached the sky.

He tightened the arm wrapped around Yun Ran’s waist, pulling her tightly into his embrace, and asked her, "Little beauty, tell Grandpa your name, hmm? How old are you?"

[So, he didn’t hear a word of what I just said?!]

Nangong Mo: No, Grandpa heard it. You said you’d take Grandpa’s surname! Grandpa is very happy!

Then he heard Yun Ran chuckle coldly, gritting her teeth, her tone icy, "I take your surname, and my name is grandma."

The man pressed his slightly stiff mouth, pretended not to hear anything, and played with a lock of her hair by twisting it round his fingers.

"By the way, are you married? Whose little lady are you?"

"But even if you are married, Grandpa will still take you back as my wife, to give Grandpa a daughter as beautiful as you and as smart as Grandpa."

[Such... shameless... it’s utterly indescribable!]

[But, as smart as him is okay, just not as sinister and shameless... that would be bad news!]

[Ah, phew! What am I thinking? Who wants to give him a daughter? If he likes, he can give birth himself!]

Yun Ran retracted her drifting thoughts and said in a chilly tone, "Your grandma is already married!"

Nangong Mo twitched the corner of his mouth, reached to pinch her cheek, "No matter what you say, Grandpa will take you back tonight, and we’ll get married tomorrow! Then consummate our marriage!"

Yun Ran straight up ignored him and continued on her own, "Your grandma married, and that person was struck by lightning."

When did Grandpa get struck by lightning?!

"Now, he’s buried under the peach tree in the yard."

"Come spring next year, I’m sure many peaches will grow on that tree."

Grandpa understood! Are you implying you want to bury Grandpa and use him as fertilizer?