Chapter 4: Chapter 4
Victoria POV....
V: OMG it's you
A: I'm sure you miss me
V: Happy missing. I don't miss jerks.
A: Weirdo
V: Mumu
A: Fatima
V: I'm not Fat.
A: Is that what your mummy told you?
V: I hate you
A: then block me
Block him. That would prove that you're strong. I have a strong urge to do so.
A: "I knew you didn't have the guts."
V:"Hun just didn't want to spoil the relationship between me and the ambassador."
Ok I agree that was lame and pathetic of me.
A:"You and the ambassador has a relationship...tell me something."
V:"Not that kind of relationship. We are not dating."
Is this guy that dumb?
A:"Did I say any of that, guilty conscience. You're such a bad child."
V:"I'm better than you."
...
Just before I sent the next text, the most amazing thing happened.
There was power supply
V:"UP NEPA!"
I sent to him.
A:" What?...I knew it. I knew all along that u were a weirdo."
V:"I'm weird and proud."
A:"Raccoon."
V:"Monkey"
A:" At least monkeys have common sense."
V:"You will not have common sense."
A:"I already do. Just have to give some to you."
V:"obviously you are mad."
A:"Only a mad can recognize his fellow mad."
Why I'm I even chatting with you??
"Pelumi come and help me sweep this groundnut. Ma da Kolade lohun kò lè śè nkan layè yii." (Don't mind kolade he can't do anything in this life.)
I heard my mum shout from the sitting room.
Oooo.
"Mo n bò." I shouted that I was coming.
Typical Yoruba mums, they never like it when they are doing something and their child is resting.
V: "BRB"
I sent to the monkey on WhatsApp before leaving.
*****
V:"It's actually simile."
A:" I know"
V:"Really? You seemed to dumb to."
A:"Smile is using AS or LIKE in a sentence. That's my own understanding. For example; Victoria is LIKE an idiot."
V:" I know metaphor. It means direct comparison. For example; Ayo IS A big fool."
A:"Look at the time."
He sent and I stared at the clock on the wall in my room.
1:56am
V:" Oh my gosh."
A:"That can only mean one thing..."
V:" What?"
A:"You like me."
V:"In your dreams."
A:"C'mon I know you like me."
V:"In your dreams."
A:"If you didn't, then you wouldn't be chatting till it's one in the midnight."
V:"Couldn't find sleep, that's all."
A:"Ah! Girls sha. Be lying for yourself."
V:"You're just dope that's all."
A:So you agree that you like me."
V:"What? No! Just said you were dope. FYI, dope means excellent."
A:"I know what dope means.... But I have to admit. I like your vibes."
V:"That's literally the nicest thing you've said to me since... forever."
A:"Don't get used to it. I'm not really nice."
V:"At least you've admitted one of all your defaults."
A:"Big head. Go and sleep."
V:"Not yet in the mood."
A:"Ah! You are a bad child. What is mood? You need Jesus in your life."
V:"See who is talking. There was no pun intended in what I said. You took it the wrong way."
A:"Shut up”
V:"Better go and sleep before those girls in your side come and find me here for chatting with you too long."
A:"Abi I should be worried about your boyfriend. If he sees our chat..."
V:"Don't worry, I don't have any. You're in safe hands."
A:"your type is the one scared of getting their hearts broken. You'll cry if any guy breaks up with you."
V:"Lolzz. I don't cry for any nigga. I advice girls I know that if their boyfriend breaks their heart, fuck his best friend and leave them to fight."
I think it's Nicki Minaj that said those words. Wise words.
A:"So if my best friend was your boyfriend and he cheated on you does that mean you would..."
V:"Later you'd call me the bad child."
A:" What sef? Is it not you that advices people to fuck their boyfriends best friend."
V:"Yeah, I'm not doing that shit. Ever."
A:"So you give advice but you don't follow it. What kind of relationship counselor are you??”
V:"The best."
A:"I'm never bringing my relationship case to you. Ever. You'll just lead me astray."
V:"hahaha. How funny... it's already 2:49am. Won't you sleep."
A:"Raccoon. Don't you get it, I want you to go to bed first."
V:"So lemme get this straight.... it's like you want to watch me fall asleep."
A:"Olodo. I just want to make sure you sleep and dream about me. Ever girl that comes across me does that."
V:" If I see you in my dream, just know you're about to die. Ask the rest that came."
A:"I've gotten into you too much for you to hurt me."
V:"That's another of your default. Ego. You have big issues of being egoistic."
A:"Seriously? Grow up, you take things to serious. That's childish."
V:"Shut up"
A:"Okay, I know what so ever between us is mutual. But we are humans and humans need sleep. Victory, oya lò sùn."
(Victory. Go and sleep now.)
V:"So you are sending me away. Okay, I'm not going anywhere."
A:"I know you have a huge crush on me, you just need to sleep. I'm not running away."
V:"Okay, first of all, I don't have any crush on you, and lastly... I can never crush on someone like you."
A:"Why's that?"
V:"We only met in a bus. And I don't crush on bus guys."
A:"C'mon, like you won't do anything to see me again."
V:”I still say it. You're a jerk."
A:"And you are a...Raccoon."
V:"Okay its time for bed."
I'm not tired of his craps but I need sleep. Mums gonna wake me up for morning prayer by 7:00am.
A:"You finally want to sleep."
V:"I'm tired."
A:"Good night. Dream of me. I know you will."
V:"Just go to sleep."
I said and finally went offline. Come to think of it, we only met in a bus and we act like it's been years.
We chatted for six hours straight. In just one day.
But I've gotta admit, he's actually cool. Fine he's full of insults but so are you.
What?!
No, no, no. I don't not have a crush on him. That would just make Ife right. Again.
No, I just like how free we talk. That's all.
I mean I believe there is crush at first sight, but there isn't crush at first Chat.
Is there?
Of course not. You totally don't like him.
Do I ?