Chapter 25: Chapter 25

"Scumbag! Hooligan! What kind of love potion have you fed Grandpa that he’s so protective of you?" After Mr. Cheng left, Cheng Tianxue angrily pointed at Zhang Xiaohao and said with disdain.

"Xue’er, am I really that despicable in your eyes?" Zhang Xiaohao spread his hands, looking utterly helpless.

"Humph! What do you think?" Cheng Tianxue glared with her almond-shaped eyes and snorted coldly.

"Can I be blamed for being handsome and charming?" Zhang Xiaohao said.

"You? If you count as a handsome man, there are no handsome men in the world! Pigs might as well climb trees." Cheng Tianxue scoffed coldly.

"..." Instant critical hit, Zhang Xiaohao was immediately at a loss for words.

"I order you to get out of my room immediately, right now, or don’t blame me for being impolite!" Saying that, Cheng Tianxue took out those oversized scissors, held them in her hands, and looked coldly at Zhang Xiaohao.

That icy stare seemed to say, if you don’t leave now, I’ll make you useless! You’ll become a eunuch from now on.

"Let’s talk this out, gentlemen use their words not their fists! Xue’er, put down the scissors first, let’s sit down and talk slowly!" Zhang Xiaohao got a huge fright.

Thinking irritably, she didn’t go to host the interview this afternoon, just to buy those scissors? Thinking of this, he was speechless. Could anything be more messed up?

"Zhang Xiaohao, I’m warning you again, call me Cheng Tianxue. We’re not close, and Xue’er is not a name you can call me! If you don’t recognize what’s good for you, don’t blame me for being impolite!"

Saying that, Cheng Tianxue held the oversized scissors and swung them threateningly a couple of times.

"There’s a saying that ten years of cultivation can get you on the same boat, a hundred years can let you sleep in the same bed. Xue’er, we’ve cultivated together for a hundred years in our past life to be able to come together in this life, can you really be so heartless to me? Do you see me as that despicable?" Zhang Xiaohao said with blinking eyes, full of affection.

But in his heart, he was cursing, where the hell are the tears when you need them? Always failing at the crucial moment.

"Pretend! Keep pretending! I want to see how far you can take it tonight!" Cheng Tianxue said with a cold laugh.

"Alright then! Xue’er, we’re already married by law, you’re my wife now! To put it grandly, this is about carrying on the family line, a most sacred thing! Don’t you find this to be a beautiful thing?" Zhang Xiaohao said earnestly.

"Out the door, take a left, keep going down this main road, don’t turn! Twenty miles out there’s a place called Sanli Street, this time of night, streetwalkers are everywhere, prices varying from the cheapest ten bucks to thousands. If you’re broke, I can sponsor you ten bucks!" Cheng Tianxue said disgustedly.

"Cough! Cough!" Hearing her words, Zhang Xiaohao coughed violently twice.

As if discovering a new continent, he curiously looked at her and said, "Xue’er, how do you know so much about this?"

Facing Zhang Xiaohao’s naughty eyes, Cheng Tianxue’s face turned red and she said coldly, "Don’t ask me how I know, if you want to carry on the family line, go find them! Don’t worry, I won’t stop you, nor will I call the police to bust you!"

"Xue’er, is this really what I, Zhang Xiaohao, mean to you? I treat relationships with loyalty, having chosen you in this life, I will never betray you! For life, for always, until we’re old, caring for you, cherishing you, loving you, and treating you as a treasure." Zhang Xiaohao said deeply.

"Disgusting! Can you, Zhang Xiaohao, stop being so cheesy? What exactly do you like about me? Can’t I change it?" Cheng Tianxue said with revulsion.

"I’m afraid you won’t be able to change!" Zhang Xiaohao said seriously. Tʜe sourcᴇ of thɪs content ɪs novel_fіre.net

"You just say it! As long as I, Cheng Tianxue, set my mind to it, there is nothing I can’t change." Cheng Tianxue said.

"You told me to say it, are you sure?"

"Absolutely sure! Just say it!" Cheng Tianxue took a deep breath and said.

"Okay then! Listen up, I’m going to say it."

Pausing for a moment, Zhang Xiaohao’s ardent gaze fell on Cheng Tianxue’s face, and he said affectionately, "I like your shiny lipstick."

Moving his gaze downward, Zhang Xiaohao looked at her porcelain long legs, and continued, "I like your long legs even more!"

Taking a deep breath, Zhang Xiaohao took a step forward, looking at Cheng Tianxue’s exquisite face and said, "What I like even more is your cold demeanor!"

"Xue’er, you tell me which part you like, and you change! If you can change all that, then I can only tearfully sever our ties! Let’s be strangers, you go your way, and I go mine, we’ll never cross paths again!" Zhang Xiaohao said.

"Bastard! Pervert! Shameless! Despicable! Why don’t you just go die?" Regaining her senses, Cheng Tianxue suddenly roared and waved the oversized scissors snip-snap.

"Ah! Gentlemen talk, don’t attack! Besides, weren’t all these words your idea? I was just being honest as you required!" Zhang Xiaohao did a backflip to get away, protesting indignantly.

"Bastard! Just because I asked, you blurt it out? These are my pride! If I changed all this, wouldn’t I become an extremely ugly dinosaur?" Cheng Tianxue roared, chasing after Zhang Xiaohao with scissors in hand.

"Stop!" Seeing her charge over, Zhang Xiaohao quickly said.

"What else do you have to say? Speak now while I haven’t made my move, or else you’ll have no chance later." Cheng Tianxue said fiercely.

"Xue’er, are you sure you can beat me? You should know, your man here is quite formidable – even Zhang Jing, a black belt tenth-degree master, is no match for me! Are you sure you want to start this? Don’t think just because you’re holding a pair of scissors, I’ll be afraid! Let me tell you the truth, in front of a real master, like me, it doesn’t matter if you have a pair of scissors or even a gun, it’s of no use." Zhang Xiaohao said earnestly.