Chapter 1107: Chapter 1107

"Huh? What did you say? Are the four of them ill?" Cheng Tianxue frowned and said.

"Yes! They are indeed ill!" Zhang Xiaohao said seriously.

"Brother-in-law, you’re talking nonsense! We’re perfectly fine, we aren’t sick! You’re clearly taking advantage of us!" Cheng Qingsu protested.

"The way you’re acting now explains everything! Those who claim they’re not sick are often the ones who are most ill!" Zhang Xiaohao said sternly.

"Ah! Zhang Xiaohao, is what you’re saying true?" Wang Mengmeng exclaimed.

She seemed to recall something, and her expression changed instantly.

"Of course, I am a Divine Doctor, and you’re all good people, would I possibly deceive you?" Zhang Xiaohao said.

"Mengmeng, don’t let my brother-in-law fool you. His best skill is deceiving people without looking back! If you really believe what he says, you might even help him count the money after he sells you!" Cheng Qingsu said.

"Qingsu, shut up!" Cheng Tianxue snapped coldly.

She walked up to Zhang Xiaohao, didn’t say a word, just stared directly at him, as if trying to see through him with her eyes.

"Xue’er, there are still people around! With you acting , I’m going to feel proud!" Zhang Xiaohao chuckled and said.

"Proud, my foot! Zhang Xiaohao, tell me, do Qingsu and the others really have a sickness?" Cheng Tianxue asked seriously.

"Yes! It’s not just the four of them, even you and Ruobai have illnesses!" Zhang Xiaohao said.

"What? We are sick too? Then tell us, what illness do we have?" Cheng Tianxue asked coldly.

Zhang Xiaohao looked seriously at the girls, then began speaking.

"Have you been feeling pain in that area lately? Moreover, every time you pee, there’s a feeling of weakness, like it’s intermittent?" Zhang Xiaohao asked earnestly.

"Ah! Yes! Brother Xiaohao, am I really sick?" Zhao Ling’er asked anxiously.

She trusted Zhang Xiaohao unconditionally; secretly, he was her husband.

"Yes!" Zhang Xiaohao nodded solemnly.

"And the illness is quite serious. If not treated in time, the consequences will be severe!"

"Hmph! I don’t believe it! I’m very healthy!" Cheng Qingsu said, pouting.

The underlying meaning was, she was a Martial Artist, and even a Martial Artist of the Hundred Veins Realm, her health was excellent; how could she be sick?

"Don’t believe me? Fine, then tell me, why do you bleed every time you urinate lately?" Zhang Xiaohao said seriously.

"Ah! You know even that? Have you been secretly spying on me?" Cheng Qingsu said, blushing.

"Nonsense! Does your brother-in-law look like that kind of person? I’m a Divine Doctor; whether you’re sick or not, I can tell with just a glance." Zhang Xiaohao said.

"Ah! Zhang Xiaohao, what about me? What illness do I have?" Wang Mengmeng asked urgently.

"Your old injury has flared up! It’s quite serious. Have you been eating too many chilies lately, and can’t handle it anymore?" Zhang Xiaohao said.

"Ah! How do you know? I’ve been eating a lot of Sichuan hotpot lately?" Wang Mengmeng exclaimed.

"Of course, I’m a Divine Doctor! I can tell your condition with just a glance!" Zhang Xiaohao said.

"Really?" Cheng Tianxue said indifferently.

"Of course! Considering our relationship, why would I deceive you?" Zhang Xiaohao said seriously.

"Zhang Xiaohao, tell me, what illness do I have?" Su Ruobai said playfully.

Her big, clear, watery eyes were fixed on Zhang Xiaohao.

"Do you really want me to say it?" Zhang Xiaohao blinked and said.

"Say it!" Su Ruobai said.

"Has the fragrance on your body expanded lately, at least by a meter?" Zhang Xiaohao asked rhetorically.

"Yes! But what’s its relation to illness?" Su Ruobai said coldly.

"Oh! I’m really anxious about your intelligence! Use your big brain to think: When the fragrance expands to a certain degree, it leads to a reverse - transforming into a stench! Perhaps, in a few days, the scent your body emits won’t be a fragrance but a stench!" Zhang Xiaohao said seriously.

"Ah! Are you not lying to me?" Su Ruobai exclaimed.

This statement from Zhang Xiaohao was so shocking that she was utterly terrified.

Just imagining that her body’s daily scent would turn into a heavy stink was unbearable for a woman who cherishes cleanliness more than death.

"What relationship do we have? Why would I lie to you?" Zhang Xiaohao said seriously.

But he was secretly laughing inside; fragrance turning into stench? Impossible! Regarding your fragrance, it’s entirely thanks to Brother Hao! You’ve consumed so much of my essence, how could the fragrance not increase?

Of course, even if beaten, Zhang Xiaohao wouldn’t say this.

"Ah! Why are you still standing there? Hurry up and treat me!" Su Ruobai urged. Thıs text ıs hosted at 𝕟𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕝⁂𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙚⁂𝔫𝔢𝔱

Listening to Zhang Xiaohao’s words, Wang Mengmeng and the other girls snapped back to reality and quickly surrounded Zhang Xiaohao.

"Brother Xiaohao, hurry and do something! I’m still a young girl, I don’t want to die!"

"Zhang Xiaohao, hurry up and take action!"

"Brother-in-law, you’re my good brother-in-law, please help me quickly!"

Zhao Ling’er and the others all spoke hurriedly.

"Alright! Wait here for me, I’ll be right back!" Zhang Xiaohao said.

After speaking, he opened the door and went out.

Zhang Xiaohao returned with a large basin, filled with water.

"Woof woof!" Upon seeing Zhang Xiaohao approaching, Little Dot barked enthusiastically, its dog eyes locked on the basin, and it seemed eager to gulp it down.

"Zhang Xiaohao, why are you bringing a basin?" Cheng Tianxue frowned and said.

"This isn’t an ordinary basin! Hm, it’s the water inside that’s not ordinary! Can you see this dead dog’s eyes fixed on the water in my basin? If it’s not precious, would it behave so dramatically?" Zhang Xiaohao said.

"Woof woof!" Little Dot barked discontentedly, trying to cozy up, nudging Zhang Xiaohao’s leg with its head.

"Zhang Xiaohao, are you really not joking? But why does the water in this basin look like regular water?" Cheng Tianxue said.

"The pure remains pure, the impure reveals its nature! They may look alike, but there’s a profound mystery!" Zhang Xiaohao said.

He placed the basin on the table and looked seriously at Cheng Tianxue and the other girls.

"You line up neatly for me, one at a time!"

"Ah! I’ll go first!" Cheng Qingsu suddenly jumped out first.

"You cheeky girl, stand at the end! Let Yating and Ling’er go first!" Cheng Tianxue said.