Chapter 1149: Chapter 1149
1149: Chapter 1135: Cat Fight 1149: Chapter 1135: Cat Fight If there’s one thing explorers could never get used to, it was the long and boring “Divine Boat.”
Never heard of such an entity…”
This time, it was private work from Lin Nu’s Church, and most of the participants were related to it.
The one who took on the transport mission was a being whose name Lu Ping’an had never heard before.
Yet, he still ran into quite a few old acquaintances.
“So are you brothers going too?
If it’s the Exotic Realm, your God’s Descent powers…”
“We can adjust the target of God’s Descent, which is why we are called ‘Saints.’ Don’t look at us having lost to you, but when it comes to functionality on the battlefield, being Deity’s ‘bodies,’ we are Strategic Weapons.”
The Li Family Brothers from Lin Nu’s Church were naturally on this ship.
It seemed they were a bit perplexed from their previous loss to Lu and were still a little dissatisfied now.
Lu Ping’an just smiled and didn’t fuss with the youngsters.
After all, they were opponents before and now they were colleagues.
Who knew if they would need to support one another in the future?
“…Why not, let’s give it a try.
Lu Ping’an could stomach it, but there was a certain golden cat…
cough, Eve couldn’t understand the meaning of patience at all.
And in the face of her challenge, the Li Family Brothers also found themselves in a bit of a pickle…
It wasn’t about exchanging pleasantries to boost each other’s ego; she had gotten serious.
If they really did go to the gym, without the ability to use God’s Descent, the Li Brothers would be completely crushed into meat patties by Eve.
Don’t talk like that, others need face too.”
That was probably an apology for the “little guy,” and after a bit of awkward small talk, the two brothers took their leave.
It was clear that this “little guy” was quite resentful towards those who disturbed her “date.”
“Eh, why aren’t you playing with Older Sister anymore?”
“Hmph, I don’t want to play with that old virgin, it’s so boring.”
“Where did you learn that term, you’ve gone astray again…”
Lu Ping’an was somewhat helpless as the little girl was in a period of rapid growth, but by hanging out with the local workers and warriors, she always picked up words a girl shouldn’t be saying.
“…Why do you sound like an old mom, it’s so annoying!”
Well, the late rebellious period arrived as expected.
Ping’an could only sigh with resignation, as his work had drawn to a close after entering the “Journey Period.”
But it seemed that for the past few days, his main job was actually “petting cats.”
“…So annoying, so boring, so uninteresting.
Games aren’t fun, can’t connect to the internet, can’t update, there’s nothing.”
The “little guy” rolled around the floor, but in the end, she just wanted a bit more attention.
Lu could only play along with a forced smile…
It’s not that he was really trying to curry favor with this “Rule-level Combat Power,” but rather, due to various duties throughout the month, he indeed hadn’t fulfilled his previous promise to accompany the little girl properly.
Now that he finally had some downtime and was busy with work first thing in the morning, he felt a little guilty.
“Did you have a fallout with Fei’er?
Weren’t you playing well with Xiao Mu?”
She used to call her Older Sister all the time, but now she’s calling her “old virgin,” there must have been a conflict, right?
“Hmph, that old virg…
Older Sister wants me to take classes!”
Well, that indeed was a cardinal sin, especially for a “ten-year-old” baby.
But Lu also noticed that the maturity of the body accelerated the growth of the spirit, and Eve was “evolving” at a visible rate.
She indeed needed education now, at least to learn a bit more “common sense.”
“Actually, this is good for you; she is your sister, how could she be plotting against you…”
“I know, I even went to classes, but, but…”
Saying this, Eve became a little agitated, and her eyes even reddened.
“…I did the problems properly, and she said I failed, said I wasn’t even as good as eight-year-old Xiao Mu!
I did the problems well, but she gave the delicious Reward to Xiao Mu!”
Well, Lu genuinely didn’t know how to respond to that.
It had quite the flavor of competition in a kindergarten…
He felt if he responded, his own maturity might be brought into question.
“Big Cat, save me, please, save my life!”
At this moment, Lu Ping’an was starting to call for help.
But evidently, “the mother of the child” not only didn’t want to rescue him, she even pretended she wasn’t there and couldn’t hear…
“…What do you want to eat?
I will make it for you.”
Alright, as soon as these words left his mouth, Lu Ping’an knew he had misspoken…
He enjoyed the long-lost glaring from Meow Meow.
The girl close at hand, with tears streaming down her face, was looking at him, yet her tiny mouth was pouting so much that she could nearly hang an oil bottle from it.
“It’s not about food!
she, Older Sister, she likes Xiao Mu more!”
At that moment, Lu Ping’an was completely numb…
“Cat, save me, please.
I really won’t trick you anymore…”
But at this time, the Cat still pretended not to hear.
Lu Ping’an could only sigh helplessly, ponder for a moment, and then replied.
“Xiao Mu and Fei’er are two sides of the same coin; they are actually the same person…”
“Her making Xiao Mu go to school and teaching her herself, she hopes she will grow up quickly and soon become the Complete-form Fei’er.”
“I’ve known that for a long time.”
“Then do you need to be jealous?
They are the same person…”
“That has nothing to do with Older Sister liking Xiao Mu more, always praising her and scolding me for being dumb!
The girl, so angry her golden hair stood on end, left Lu Ping’an opening and closing his mouth, sorting out the logic, but not knowing how to respond.
Meanwhile, at the other end of the mental connection, it was Big Cat’s schadenfreude-filled chuckle.
Concerning her two “sisters,” how could she not care…
but after being dragged into Meow Meow’s mess by Xiao Mu and Eve for the first time, she decisively stayed far away.
one little girl getting into trouble might be manageable, but two girls, one “eight years old” and one “ten years old” causing chaos when together are simply too much to handle; best to leave it to Fei’er to deal with.
At this moment, Lu Ping’an respected Fei’er even more…
A Rule-level being, a real Big Boss, dealing with “cats fighting” every day, still diligently teaching them and handing out treats, what kind of spirit was that.
Especially the current Eve, sometimes she appeared very mature, but other times, in front of her “family,” she acted younger than a ten-year-old…
She seemed to be refusing to grow up, or perhaps she hoped to enjoy a bit more of “childhood” in the last of her time among her Sister and “Mother.”
“Fei’er isn’t biased.
I saw her stay up all night working on a ‘general knowledge textbook’ just for the two of you, she even started to lose hair…”
Whether symbiotic beings could lose hair, Lu Ping’an didn’t know, but Fei’er’s “haggard” was clearly visible.
Whose family would have a Rule-level being take care of children and need to write textbooks for “preschool education”?
Yet these two little girls aren’t lacking in power, and if they keep being without common sense, they’re bound to cause trouble; only she could teach them…
“Hmph, she is biased; she knew I had a date with you today, and she still wouldn’t let me go watch the movie I like.”
Inside the courtyard, there was already a cinema, considered the most cost-effective way to “waste time,” and in fact, every “movie screening” was always full.
“Uh, what do you want to watch?
I’ll take you to see it.”
But Older Sister insisted that we have to watch ‘Sleepless Tonight’…
Forget it, I want to see Little Pony Boli!”
“Uh, an animated film?”
It’s really interesting…”
Looking at the “girl” in front of him, vividly talking about cute little ponies, Lu Ping’an felt even more the hardships of Fei’er…
This really must be like when the parents die young, and the older sister has to play the mom.
“Lu Ping’an, don’t think I don’t know you’re ridiculing me…” Big Cat complained from the other end.
“I am ridiculing you!
If you dare, come out and take charge of the kids yourself!” And Lu Ping’an on this side directly retorted.
In an instant, the other side was absent again…