Chapter 89: Chapter 89

( Seattle Museum)

Alan: You know if i had know the Vice Principal was coming I would have wore black.

Brad: Well, you look great in blue Alan.

Dorothy: What about my cinderella dress?

Jane: You look like some fairy elf Dor.

Alan(laughs): See i missed you J.

Jane: You know I am still angry with you over that Dana thing.

Alan: you know Dana is a good girl. Think of her like me J.

Jane: Well, she is hotter than you.

Alan: OK now you wanna fight?

Jane: See Alan you are like me. But you need Helena like i need Hank Ok.

Alan: Ok i will not see her after the museum Ok. But promise me one thing?

Jane: What?

Alan: You will try to make things right between Brad and Violet.

Jane: Ok that i will do. You know Vi is losing her way.

Brad: Ok can you do it for her then atleast?

Alan: I know J Brad, she will do her best and Vi adores her.

Jane: Well, thanks to Brad she even doesn't listen to me and Amber.

Brad: Sure blame it on the weak guy.

Guide: Ok everyone this is the famous Worldcup painting from Germany last July.

Brad(looking at the painting): Wow I can't believe Zidane did headbutted the italian.

Alan: Ya man he is a dangerous french guy.

Jane: I wish Hank was bald like him and bold too.

Brad: No, I wish Jane was more polite to me like Hank and Dorothy.

Jane: Well, I am what I am and you are saying this out of all people.

Alan: You know you two can quarrel at home but please J help Brad with Vi Ok.

Jane: Ok i can do that but Brad will have to say please.

Alan: OK.

Brad( grinning): Please.

Jane: Ok that was a half please i will help half.

Alan: OK please do J.

Brad: You know i could be Zidane and you materazzi Alan.

Alan: What? What did i do man?

Jane: Ok i am still here boys.

Alan: Brad is thinking about hitting me after i made him tell you please.

Jane: Well, you deserve that too.

Alan: OK i will be over Dana soon.

Jane: You know I am still not over the bike guy.

Brad: You have even forgotten his name sissy.

Alan: Ya me too.

Jane: Well, he was a druggist after all.

Alan: Ya that is true.

Brad(pointing at cobain's painting): Like him?

Alan: Well Cobain had a passion for singing.

Brad: Well the guy had a passion for bikes.

Alan: Did he?

Jane: No, he was more good at loving me.

Brad: Really?

Alan: Well all my flames have been like that. That's 7 already including Hank Brad.

Brad: Ok so?

Jane: Well Cobain had 50 as i heard. May be i will have 50 too unlike you Brad.

Brad: Well he ended up with Courtney unlike you Jane.

Jane: Well how many have you Brad. You even don't have Violet now.

Alan: Ok Jill,Eva,and Violet. Does Dorothy count?

Brad: Ok 3 still all those 3 love me for what I am like Cobain.

Alan: Ok enough about cobain. See that's bonjovi who is alive and famous.

Brad: Well, still his hair is not like that when we saw him at the concert.

Alan: Ya man they made him mald like zidane man.

Jane: No that's a swimming band you idiots.

Alan: Ok i thought John was in Hawaii.

Jane: No he was in a pool Alan. But look at Madona's statue.

Brad: Ya that is La Isla bonita.

Alan: Man she still rules. Doesn't she?

Brad: Tell me Madonna or Bonjovi?

Alan: Well it's like deciding between you and Jane.

Jane: You think Brad is like Bonjovi?

Alan: Well he is famous in school like me.

Brad: What are you then?

Alan: I don't know may Bryan Adams. He is a romantic like me.

Jane: Ok Brad is more romantic than you Alan.

Brad: See even she agrees I am like Bryan Adams.

Alan: Well Bonjovi has more girlfriends like i had 9.

Jane: Really? More than me. Bonjovi had 100 and 20 at one time as i heard.

Alan: Wow maybe i am Bonjovi.

Brad: Tell me you counted Amber then.

Alan: No Patricia when i was here at Lincoln, then Lana,Jane,Jiggy, Barmby, Helena and Dana.

Brad: See that's 8. You counted Amber.

Alan: Still 8 is better than 3.

Jane: You counted me?

Alan: Well we were dating then for 2 months until Brad happened.

Jane: Oh yeah. See Brad you steal everything Alan and the drug guy.

Brad: Well Alan better thank me then.

Alan: OK Jane was like a diva for me. She is like Violet man but hard to handle.

Jane: See even Alan couldn't handle me.

Alan: Yes you are hot and good Jane like Brad.

Jane: You know you do like Brad more than me Alan.

Alan: No you hate your brother so much that you think so J.

Jane: Well i do.

Brad: Same here.

Alan: OK Jane look Violet and Eva there.

Brad: Ok Violet is looking at the Chainsaw Massacre part.

Alan: Ya man she is looking at the Chainsaw.

Jane: Relax guys that is a toy Ok.

Brad: ya Eva is looking at me too man.

Jane: No she is looking at the painting above you.

Alan: Oh yeah the LIncoln paining.

Brad: I hope she doesn't kill me at school man.

Alan: Well. i hope they kill you only then.

Jane: OK guys chill i am going there OK.

Jane reaches the two and looks at the Chainsaw.

Jane: Wow it is real?

Violet: Hey J, ya can you believe that?

Jane: I wish you could kill Brad with that.

Violet: You know he is scared.

Eva: Ya what happened between you and Brad Vi.

Violet: Well, you happened?

Eva: I told you at the jungle that it was just a smooch.

Violet: I know but still on Valentines day.

Eva: Well i kissed him the next day Vi.

Jane: See i told you Vi to kill Brad.

Eva: You sure love someone killing Brad.

Jane: Well, you shouldn't kiss someone when you are dating.

Eva: Well, technically i wasn't.

Violet: Well, Brad was.

Jane: OK i was here to help him and hey have found out.

Eva: HAve they. You know i do think that Alan does make Brad do bad things.

Violet: No Brad is stupid himself.

Jane: See i told you Brad was a stupid idea Eva.

Brad(shouts): OK i heard that Jane.

Alan(shouts): No we didn't.

Violet: Jane why are you talking loud?

Jane: Well they sent me here to help Brad.

Eva(laughs): Well technically you did.

Violet: You know i can scare them by lifting the chainsaw.

Jane(laughs): Well the guide is staring since ALan shouted so no.

Eva: Ya that guy shouts too much.

Alan(shouts): OK someone used my name.

Eva: Ok is he a lip reader or something?

Jane: No he heard you i guess.

Violet(shouts): OK Brad over here now.

Jane(scared): Ok i am going.

Brad: Why is he angry now?

Alan: You know let them be JAne will handle it.

Brad: Seemed like she wanted a fight man.

The Vice Principal Brady enters.

Alan: Oh Good Afternoon sir.

Mr.Brady: Wow Alan you are here. So tell me what's so special about this place?

Alan: This place was made some 100 years ago in memory of Lincoln.

Mr.Brady: See you are a class Alan. That is quite corect.

Brad: Well i heard it was built some 30 years ago.

Alan: No that was it;s renovation Brad.

Mr.Brady: Wow you know everything Alan. See i told you were my best student.

Brad: OK.

Mr.Brady: Ok boys i will meet you boys later Ok. I need to meet the owner.

Brady leaves.

Alan: Wow he is meeting Ralph Lauren.

Brad: Wow Ralph Lauren is the owner?

Alan: Ya for 30 years now man.

Jane reaches them.

Jane: You know Brad Vi wante you there adn Alan you are Brady's favorite?

Alan: And that is breaking news?

Brad: I thought you were making good terms Jane.

Jane: No I was until i saw you two cosing.

Alan: Ok still i am Brady's favorite student.

Jane: OK now you are meeting Ralph Lauren.

Alan: Really?

Jane: Ya he was talking about meeting the owner with his favorite student.

Alan: Wow i am meeting Ralph Lauren?

Brad: He still is a cloth guy man.

Jane: Ya a famous cloth guy unlike you bro.

Alan: When?

Jane: Maybe at the evening I guess.

Alan: Well i will be waiting for that.

BraD: What about patching Vi with me.

Alan: May be next week at the term exams.

BraD: Really at the exams?

Alan: Ok let me some time OK.

BraD: I saw Violet with the chainsaw man. She is mad.

Jane: Oh she is thinking about killing you but i convinced her to go to Bali for a week.

Alan(ecstatic): She is going to Bali?

Brad: Good for me?

Alan: Well we will see that in a week man.