Chapter 70: Chapter 70

(Seattle lake)

Brad: Ok Vi, put the bait on the pole.

Jane: She regularly fishes here dumbass unlike you.

Alan: You know i should have been in Mr.Brady's house.

Helena: Cmon Alan. YOu came here in my father's SUV. There is no time loss.

Brad: Ya it just took an hour man.

Alan: You know Helena your uncle did told us to remain in restrcition.

Brad:WEll we are in the perimeter man.

Dorothy: Ya and do you even know what a perimeter is.

Alan: CMon the sum of the sides of a shape man.

Dorothy: Well, you got some right but perimeter isn't limited to geometry.

Brad: Cmon DOrothy we are 8 graders, perimeter is limited to geometry.

Hank: Well, guys, atleast there is no Brady for a monthhh.

Violet( lifting the fishing rod):This rod is quite heavy. Helena your father does use a heavy one?

Helena: Well, he is 6' 4". Everything he uses is large VI.

Violet: Don't worry i'll let you my father's spare Helena. It is so great.

Helena: Really thanks Vi.

Alan: WHat about me Vi?

Violet: You are a kilonaire, buy yourself Alan.

Brad: Ya, what about me Vi(smiling).

Violet: You will put a worm on the rod Brad.

Brad: Cmon man first Alan and now you.

Alan: Hey what did i do man?

Dorothy: Really you made our week miserable in the class ALan.

Alan: Well, i was the monitor.What am i suppose to do.

Brad: No you were Brady's pet.Even his son didn't do as he told while you were his suckup.

Alan: That's a pyschophant Brad.

Brad: Pysycho...what?

Dorothy: Well, good thing he did make Alan smart.

Hank: Well,, can he catch a fish then?

Helena(laughing): I remember 3 months ago when i took Alan to Tacoma for fishing. He nearly fell from the boat when my father said"bait".

Alan: Cmon your father is like a giant and imagine a giant shouting at you at a boat.

Violet: Why was he shouting at you?

Alan: Well, used his bait to scratch my head.

Jane: See he is still Alan. Why are you guys bothering him?

Alan: What Jane.not you too?

Hank: You dufus. She is taking your side. I wish Jane that you would take my side sometimes.

Jane:So what issue is this Hank?Is it Friday and Tuesday when i made you a chicken at class?

Hank: Well, you made me like a bitch infront of Mr.Brady.

Jane: Well, you deserved that. You were imitating Mr.Brady and i was the monitor.

Alan: See Brad that was the same thing I did man.

Violet: Well, thank god he is gone. Imagine writing phonemes for 3 hours man.

Brad:I wrote for 4 hours babe.

Hank: Well, he is only suspended for a month. But the bad news is he is in the board now.

Dorothy: Ya i hated him. Wait i will tie the bait.

Violet: No the rod is heavy Dorothy.Let Hank or Alan do it.

Brad: What you don't hink im strong enough. I am heavier than Alan.

Violet: Well, he is good with the rod i guess.

Jane (laughs): I wish Amber was here.

Hank: Actually i setted her up with Xin.

Brad: What?

Dorothy: I heard you were trying to set me up with the chinese guy. So i asked Hank to flip it around.

Brad: Well Amber does already have a boyfriend.

Hank: Cmon i know Xin. He is a cutie pie.Amber will use him totally.

Jane: Look who is talking.

Alan (laughing): Ya i hate that chinese guy.

Brad: What i thought you liked him.

Alan: No i liked Rick,Ned and Jack. I heard Rick is on a date with Julia. I am jealous.

Helena:Well, you are here with me, Mr ex-monitor.

Jane: I can't believe Amber accepted a date with that kinky kid.

Violet: Cmon he is cute. He looks like Jackie Chan.

Brad: See Dorothy you missed a chance.

Dorothy: No he is short. And i like someone who is atleast as tall as me.

Alan: Oh yeah what about Ben? He was 5'1" and shorter than Xin and still you dated him a month ago.

Brad: Oh yeah. Wasn't that the time when we met Jill and her gang.

Alan:Oh yeah that was fun.

Violet: You know we are listening Alan.

Brad: Well, at-least he is back in form.Ok bud tell me you brought a mint?

Helena: Cmon Brad.

Alan: Well, no actually. As i have hydrophobia i can't do that.

Helena:Ok, enough with the Oxford thing Alan.

Hank(swinging the fishing rod): There it goes.

Brad: So how long we wait.

Jane:Hank caught one when he did his debut.

Brad:Debut?

Hank: Well, this is my only second bud.

Alan: See.amateurs all of you. Though, Violet and Jane are experienced.

Helena:Hey i have fished for like a dozen times. You merely had done it may be 4-5 Alan.

Alan:9 actually. That is still more than Brad and Hank combined.

Violet: Well, this is my 7th. So you are in the lead Alan.

Brad: Ok mine is 4th. Still i have time.

Alan: Really when did you last time fish. I remember you declined going with me 3 times last year.

Violet: Well,, he fished with me 2 times.

Dorothy: Ya he fished with me once. Are you counting childhood Brad and Alan?

Brad: No i fished with Eva once ok.

Violet: Ok you had to take her name.

Brad: So what's wrong with that?

Alan:So were you alone?

Brad: Well, she had her driver. But he left at the time at the boat. It was last year in the month of March i guess.

Violet: Quite a ladies man.

Jane: Ya, you creep. You know she has a boyfriend now.

Brad: Well, she was single back then and so was I.

Alan: Oh yeah you and Violet were together some 2 months later.

Violet:ok you don't have to explain. It is nice and social. Though i wished you had met her family too.

Brad:Well, i was in love with you. So i forgot.

Violet(hugging Brad):Ohh.

Hank: That is quite cute man.

Jane: Well, you are a rabbit Hank.

Hank: That is cute.

Alan: Dude that is lame.

Brad: See he is back.

Violet: Well, Jane you made me run like 10 miles yesterday. You owe me babe.

Jane: That was because Hank was irritaing me Vi. I took your name by mistake.

Hank: You were trying to punish me?

Brad: Cmon Vi you always run like 3 miles everyday. What's the problem?

Violet:i don't know but that class teacher was really making the aces his pets.

Brad: Ya man.

Hank: Wow so Jane is an ace then.

Jane: No i am a queen.

Alan: Well, Jane and VIolet are queens and Brad is a King while i am the ace.

Hank: What abot me?

Alan: Maybe a joker i guess.

Hank(angry):What?

Jane: Well a joker is a good card. You are a 2 for me. I think Jill is a joker who can turn everything around.

Brad: Well she is a strong girl that i know.

Alan: Well she was the first one you banged.

Violet: Ok Alan can you be polite?

Helena: Ya what was that Alan?

Brad: Well, he is back in form from a geek guy.

Violet:I still wanted to know what happened to the diamond Helena?

Helena:well,Uncle told me not to disclose the matter.

Hank(excited): wow guys looks like i caught something man.

Alan(helps Hank): Ok pull Hank on 1,2,3.

Brad: Haha just a shoe.

Alan:Who throws a shoe at a lake?

Hank:May be a dead man's shoe.

Alan(frighened): OK Hank would you stop saying that.

Jane:Ya he fears water Hank unlike you. You fear everything.

Brad:Well it does look like a dead man shoe though.

Alan:Ok bud would you stop saying that?

Hank(scaring Alan): Oh it's a shoe alright.

Alan nervously jumps into the water.

Brad:Ok.

Helena(shouting):Alan grab the fishing rod.Hank throw the rod.

Hank(throws the rod): Ok it hit Alan. Guys he is unconscious.

Jane: Well, jump then you and Brad know how to swim.

Violet: Wait guys i know how to swim.

Jane: No Violet Hank is a good swimmer. He will take him out.Comeon Hank fast.

Helena: God it's a fishing fiasco. Alan wake up(shouts)

Hank: Ok i am going guys.(Violet jumps) Ok she is going.

Brad: Wow Violet saved him.

Jane: Well you scardy cats couldn't while she did.

Violet :Ok guys pull him up. He has swallowed water.

Hank:Oh god.

Brad(pulling Alan): OK bud come up.

Hank(pressing Alan's stomach): Cmon Alan throw up.

Dorothy:Press his lungs Hank.

Hank:Lungs how?

Jane:You idiot press his chest.

Brad(presses Alan's chest):Ok bud throw up ok.

Alan(throws up and wakes up): Oh god Brad thanks.

Hank:Wow look a small fish.

Helena: Wow babe you did caught a fish.

Alan(happy):Well it is good than drowning.