Chapter 59: Chapter 59

(Jane and Hank enter the scene.)

Jane: Hey guys what’s up and how ya doing.

Inspector: Ah you must be Jane and Hank.

Helena: Jane, Hank this is Inspector George my dady’s personal investigator.

Jane: Oh yeah about the bag what happened Helena?

Hank: Ya what Happened?

Inpector: Well we were in the part where the panther killed a raccoon.

Hank:You mean Kanchi?

Jane: Oh yeah she did. I saw the blood in her mouth.

Hank: Wait what? That was blood?

Jane: Yup I can smell blood.

Brad: Would you stop annoying the police officer.

Inspector: No Brad. Yes Miss what happened after that.

Jane: Oh yeah Hank and I were in Helena’s car when she went with the two for peeing.

Hank: Jane you could have said the bathroom.

Alan: Seriously Hank?

Brad: Ok my dufus sister what happened after that?

Alan: Oh yeah I remember the panther also barged in the car.

Jane: Oh yeah Kanchi came in with the blood and Amber’s face pack.

Brad: Amber’s face pack.

Jane: yeah Amber wore her face pack just to kiss Kanchi.

Hank: Wow women are strange.

Alan: Well I wish.

Inspector: Ok and then?

Jane: Well, I and Hank were playing cards in the car.

Alan: Playing cards? I thought you were in the car to patrol the bag?

Jane: Ok Alan I am a lady.

Hank: Ya actually we entered Helena’s car so that Jane could change without having to walk in the woods.

Brad: Really guys you could have asked Helena?

Jane: Well she was long gone with Amber and Alan was there looking at us with anger for no reason.

Alan: I wasn’t.

Hank:Oh I remember, you were Alan.But why?

Alan: Maybe the Amber kiss.

Helena: Really why would that bother you?

Alan: Cmon the panther could eat Amber.

Inspector: Wait didn’t you said the cat was well trained.

Helena: Yes it is Uncle George. Alan rode that cat.

Inspector: Wow you rode a panther. I mean a real panther?

Alan: Ya I did officer.

Inspector: What was it like. I remember confrontning a rhino once?

Alan: What happened?

Inspector: Well it swung me away though I was lucky that I didn’t met the horns.

Alan: Wow that is exciting.

Helena: I remember that. Didn’t you shot the rhino?

Brad and Alan(scared): What?

Jane: Wow you shot the rhino.

Inpector: Well the beast would have killed me if I hadn’t. I had a shot gun. Though my comrade Sub-Officer Jack shot at it’s legs first.

Alan: Still quite a kill.

Brad: Still killing a living being is an offense Officer.

Jane: Cmon Brad would you stop being a pussy like Hank.

Hank: Wait what I am not a pussy.

Inspector: Ok kids please use good words will you?

Jane: Ok we are sorry officer but still we didn’t steal the bag.

Helena: No Jane ofcourse not. But Uncle George wants to know what happened next?

Jane: Oh yeah. Kanchi came inside when I was wearing my you know what….

Hank: Oh yeah that naughty panther walked in when Jane was in her lingerie.

Alan: What?

Brad: Ya lingeries? And when did you buy a lingerie?

Jane: well Dorothy and I bought one after we won at the bingo.

Brad: You mean when she won.

Alan: Cmon a geekster with a lingerie. Atleast Jane is a Violet challenger but Dorothy in a lingerie?

Jane: Well I need one.

Inspector: Ok then what happenned Victoria.

Jane: Oh yes officer after that I went into the driver’s seat.

Alan: And where was Chaplin?

Hank: Well I tipped him off.

Alan: You tipped him off.

Hank: Well Jane asked me too.

Jane: Well I was changing.

Helena: Ok and then?

Jane: Well I was wearing Bras and Pantys and……

Brad: And?

Jane: Well Hank got turned on.

Alan: Wow and?

Inspector: See that must be the time someone took the bag.

Jane: Well apart from Hank doing stupid things and I wearing the skinny outfit that Dorothy bought. The bag was still there though.

Alan: And Kanchi?

Jane: Well she was still eating that raccoon.

Helena: In my car?

Hank: Oh yeah now I remember I saw a tail in her mouth and I though that was a teddy.

Alan: So she ate a raccoon whole.

Hank: Ya but the bag was there I remember we stayed there for 10 minutes. Jane was laughing.

Brad: Why were you laughing.

Hank: Cmon man doesn’t Violet laugh when you tickle her.

Alan: You were tickling her only then.

Inspector: What a douche bag.

Brad: Ok and then.

Jane: Then well you and Violet entered the car remember.Although Hank was still in there with you too.

Hank: What oh yeah you had to pee I remember and you couldn’t do that in the car and Amber took you with her.

Inspector: Amber? So where were Alan and Helena.

Hank: That comes after the car part Officer.

Inspector: And which was Jane?

Jane: Ok I remember going out from the car. Although,Kanchi would’nt come out. OH yeah that was the reason Violet came inside the car and then Brad came in.

Hank: Oh yeah the panther blocked me from going out.

Alan: Seriously Hank there are four doors of the car.

Jane: Seriously guys doors?

Inspector: Well that was scary and then? (laughing)

Hank: Well I will need Amber for that. Can you call her I need to ask her something though.

Jane: I called her on our way. She might take an hour I guess.

Alan: Who is she coming with?

Brad: Oh yeah I asked Violet to come. Maybe finish this jig up for good.

Inspector: Smart thinking kid.

Brad: Thank you officer.

Jane: But I couldn’t believe Hank got scared with Kanchii.

Alan: Ya you thought she would rape you.(laughs)

Inspector: Ok kid please with the words.

Hank: Cmon she was ripping a raccoon apart man.

Jane: Ya and it would have ripped you then(laughing)

Hnak: Duhh…..

Jane: Cmon she was closing her eyes when I was changing.

Hank: No she wasn’t.

Jane: Cmon I remember the green bulbs when she was doing that.

Hank: Ok Jane that was her eyes.

Helena: Cmon she is a she.

Brad: Ok let’s wait for Amber shall we?