Chapter 54: Chapter 54

(Lincoln/Centre-Main School)

Alan: Wow, I can’t believe we are gonna hit the 8th grade with style.

Brad: Really and what do you expect?

Jane: Well, I heard they have booked Opera Winfrey for a lecture.

Hank: How did they manage that?

Alan: Well, sitting in a school canteen doesn’t makes you wise Hank.

Brad: Ok so what does make us wise then?

Hank: Ya you think you are smart then?

Jane: well he is smarter than you two but I in the other hand know who is gonna perform at the main ceremony too.

Alan: Really who and you knew Winfrey was coming?

Jane: Ya Eva’s boyfriend is performing.

Brad: What Will Coleman is performing?

Alan: Now this will be fun man.

Jane:Ya would love to see Brad and Will fight or Eva and Violet atleast.

(Amber enters)

Amber: Hey guys.

Alan: Hey Ams.

Brad: Ams? Nice name Alan.

Amber: What ya talking about?

Brad: Well Jane is thinking about a fight with me and Coleman and Eva and Violet.

Amber: Really but Eva and Violet are cool. I made sure of that in the auction.

Jane: See Brad. You are the only one with anger issues.

Brad: What?

Hank: Ok Jane you too have some issues regarding anger.

Jane: What? When?

Hank: Remember you threw a bottle at me yesterday.

Jane: Oh yeah you harassed me, didn’t you?

Hank: No I only said Brad is smart and a little well behaved than you.

Brad: Really? Ya that I am.

Jane and Alan(together): No you are not Badd.

Brad: Alan! You are saying that and siding with Jane.

Alan: Well you didn’t help me with some stuff bud which Jane did so I had to.

Brad: What stuff?

Alan(whispering): I can’t say that. It’s something related to Helena and Amber.

Amber: What are you guys talking about?

Brad: Well he is just angry with me about the new year party.

Amber: What happened?

Alan: Well nothing Amber. You know me and Brad always tickling our backs.

Hank: That is quite a tickle though.

Amber: Well I hope it’s settled now. I wanna be fresh at the party. I can’t believe it’s at the evening though.

Hank: Ya a week has gone by so fast.

Jane: So fast didn’t you take me to your lousy dates 7 times already.

Brad: Wow everyday. I and Violet like meet only once or twice a week.

Jane: See that is something going on.

Hank: And what about us?

Jane: There is nothing going on Hank. Cmon accept that.

Brad: Well you have a habit of breaking hearts.

Jane: Ya and what about you Eva, Jill, Dorohty?

Alan(throwing up water from his mouth): Wait what?

Jane: Oh not Dorothy. Though I remember once she said Brad at a party though.

Amber: Ok Brad.

Brad: Cmon guys Dorothy is with some dude and I am with Violet, the one I think am in deep love.

Alan: Ya I am sure he is Jane. He is a fool when she is around.

Jane: Cmon, he is a fool even when Eva is around. So he loves two girls.

Brad: Well maybe I like Eva and love Violet. Kinda like with Alan and Amber and Helena.

Alan: Would you stop that?

Amber: Wait what?

Jane: Oh…Oh.

Hank: Ok that was new.

Brad: New..Cmon there is something goung around with Amber and Alna……….like me with Eva. Admit that Amber.

Amber: Well I do like Alan that I do admit. But I have a boyfriend Brad.

Alan: Ya Brad. Don’t embarrass people. You are my best bud Amber in girls unlike Dorothy.

Jane: Hey what about me. Now I am offended. I helped you at numerous times when your bud Badd didn’t.

Alan: Well…….

Hank: Ok guys let’s have some pause shall we?

Alan: Ya what’s with the arrow fire man and the blame shit?

Brad: See now he is gangsta now?

Amber: Well we should have a talk about this Alan. Maybe some day though.

Hank: Ok guys you all are sounding lame now. Brad is with super hot Violet and Alan is with super beautiful Helena, Jane is with Super Good Me Hank and Amber is with a F1 racer.

Brad: Really?

Alan: What a racer?

Amber: Well he races at night. And I said night racer Hank not F1 racer.

Jane: And Super Good…………..I think you are Super Lame Hank. On the nest date I wan’t a long drive.

Brad: Hey I want that with Violet.

Jane: Well she is here for a month. You can fucking ask her.

Hank: Ok Jane the f-word.?

Jane: See I told that you were lame.

Brad: Well he is a good guy Jane unlike you. Even the girls I like are somewhat good in their own way. Jill was good on her way, Eva was better but Violet is excellent in her way. That is why I will always choose her before any girl.

Hank(Surprised): Wow Romeo I wish I was poetic like you.

Jane: That is not poetry Lame Jack.

Alan: Ok guys would we all calm down with the blabbering, see we have talked like an hour and still it’s not even 5.

Brad: Bud it’s only 2:30 what are you thinking man?

Jane: First of all whose idea was it to come here at 11 at the first place.

Hank: That would be me.

Alan: Ya I would have eaten 5 sandwiches at the geese by now.

Brad: Hey I am dieting ok. Violet said that we are going hiking this Thursday.

Alan: Hiking where?

Brad: Well she was talking about the Poo Poo Point?

Alan: Wow that’s a long hike.

Amber: Ya I have been there it’s great fun. Though, your feet will ache for a week.

Jane: Well I was with you that time. Mine ached for a month.

Alan: Wow well we are boys we can handle pain.

Jane: Well you can but Brad can he(laughs)?

Hank: Cmon he is a tiger. And Poo Point is all about the Tiger Mountain man.

Jane: Ya but I know Violet she won’t go there.

Alan: Why?

Brad: She is right this time.

Jane(interrupting): This time. I am right all the time Badd.

Alan: Ok so where are you hiking then?

Brad: Well seeing my stamina last week Violet said aboutTwins Falls.

Alan: Wow that is good.

Jane: Wait what?

Amber: The Twins falls that is super adventurous. Only Will Coleman has gone there.

Brad: Why is this Coleman everywhere man?

Alan: Ok Amber let him finish ok.

Brad: Well seeing my stamina last week she said that but seeing my stamina yesterday she finalized Discovery park.

Alan: What just twice a week and you are stamina less. Cmon man are you even Alan Timor’s friend.

Jane: You sure Alan but I heard Helena is a monster at bed and you sleep for 12 hours after the sex as Helena said.

Brad(laughing): Ha………. You know what how about you bring Helena too it’s this Thursday. It’s still 2 days man.

Jane: You know what maybe we will come too.

Alan: Ok Challenge accepted my friend just let the Welcome part finish man.