Chapter 48: Chapter 48

Brad and Alan enter the geese.

Hank: Ya it’s nice that the terms started. I was getting fat…..And Brad remember Jane Helguson………….i heard she is back at town.

Brad: Ya I heard……………………. But she is a geek though like you.

Alan: Wow…………now you are talking like a 8th grader…….

Hank: Ok Alan don’t brainwash Brad…….he is talking like Jane………

Brad: Ok guys I am gonna meet Mark and order some fries ok..

Alan: Make that three……………

Hank: Ok so what’s new Timor?

Alan: Timor? What is up then?

Hank: Well, Jane is at Jill’s house for some days and Helena and Violet are out too. And tomorrow and the day after is a public holiday it seems.

Alan: Really.

Hank: Comeon I know Jane……….she always has a plan when there are holidays.

Alan: Ya last time I remember you bailed from a skating trip to the Cowen park.

Hank: Really, last time I heard you had a diary.

Brad(interrupting): And last time I heard I will be meeting Jill at Thursday here.

Hank: Really?

Brad: Well Jane called here and told me. Is there a match here at Thursday?

Alan: Well she still is a geek who knows about soccer.

Brad: It’s football ok.

Alan: Ya oh I missed writing that in my diary.

Brad: Well that was fun………………ok half fun…….

Alan: OK I heard during our holidays a girl’s hostel was built across our school.

Hank: Yeah I heard that.

Brad: Really?

Hank: Yeah?

Alan: You know we can get in that hostel.

Hank: You really wants us to get beat Alan.

Alan: What us no. We are like Brad Pitt and George Clooney…..And Brad is with Violet now…………………chicks dig him……..

Hank: Ya the violet who disappeared.

Brad: Ya I heard she is skipping for two weeks.

Hank: Why?

Brad: I don’t know maybe her father’s problems I guess.

Alan: Well no Violet. No Helena and no Jane. That is quite good for us.

Brad: So what’s the plan?

Hank: Plan?

Alan: See he is my best bud. He just knows we are sneaking in the girl’s hostel tonight.

Brad: Wait what? Tonight?

Hank(surprised): And how are we gonna do that?

Alan: Well I heard there is a costume party tonight there.

Hank: So?

Alan: Well we will dress up as Girls.

Brad: Ok that is so uncool. If Violet finds that she will never kiss me.

Alan: Well Helena and Amber will. Come on bud……..where’s your sense of adventure………remember Will Thomas’s party……..new girls.

Brad: After Violet…………I don’t want new girls………

Alan: Well not me I want new…

Hank: Ok Alan. It does seem like fun. So where will we find girl’s costumes.

Alan: Well Tabitha had left a super woman costume. I will wear her make up.

Brad: Really Super woman………………oh yeah Violet has a catwoman costume…………….I will wear that.

Alan: She has a catwoman costume………

Hank: ya and I?

Alan: Ok Tabitha has a dumbo girl costume. You can wear that ok.

Brad: Ok Hank as a dumbo girl. I as catwoman and you as Superwoman…..great.

Alan: And bud I think you should shave, look at your moustache.

Brad: What that’s just some.

Alan: Well girl’s don’t have one ok and put some make up in your beard and you too Hank. You look like captain planet.

They reach the girl’s hostel at 6.

Hank: I can’t believe Alan made me wear this.

Alan: Come on it’s great.

Brad: Just look at the girls.Sexy……..

Alan: I know two…………that’s Gadet and that’s Rihanna.

Hank: Rihanna what kinda name is that?

Alan: That’s afro-american I guess.

Brad: Ok enough with the bullshit.

Gadet reaches them.

Gadet: Hey do we know you?

Alan(speaking in girl’y voice): Well I am Alana. And actually I am Super girl.

Gadet(laughing): Ok you can come in and you are?

Hank: I am poor girl. And my name is Hankane.

Gadet: Hankane? What kind a name is that? Well ok come on in.

Brad: And I am Cat woman. I fight girls.

Gadet: Ok girl fighter what’s your name?

Brad: It’s Selena Kyle.

Gadet: Ok come in Cat woman. Is Batman here too?

Brad: No he is at Wayne Manor.

Gadet: Ok…..girls look super heroes are here.

Rihanna: Let’s start the party shall we?

Hank: Look it’s a masquerade party.

Brad: No it’s a costume party look.

Hank: What’s the difference?

Brad:Well…………….oh god my orange is falling. I will be at the bathroom.

Alan: Thank god I putted cushions.

Hank: Cushions?

Alan: Ya lighter and small.

Rihanna: Ok guys lets have a dance off.

Gadet: Ya Timothy and Alexa start the battle.

Alan(smiling): Look Alexa does have some curves.

Hank: Not like Timothy. Wooh…….

Alan: Where’s cat woman?

Hank: Seriously Alan no one is around us.

Alan: Well I will talk with Rihanna then.

Alan reaches the stage as he talks with Rihanna.

Rihanna: Ok everyone super girl wants to say something.

Alan: Wait what( Rihanna hands the mike to Alan)

Hank: Oh boy.

Alan( in a girly voice): Ok everyone I am Super girl( girls cheering) I fight crimes and do this( shows her thighs)

Hank: Wow he shaved his thighs?

Rihanna: Well Miss Super girl I can do this( Rihanna bounces)

Hank: OH god I need to go to the bathroom……….thank you Jesus.

Rihanna: OK girls let’s have a musical chair compo.

Alexa: Yeah we have ok 5 chairs. Ok Rihanna, Super girl, Timothy, Lana,and me and one more.

Hank: Me me?

Alexa: No not you o yeah that girl I mean Selena Kyle.

Brad comes back and is pushed by girls towards the stage.

Brad: What Musical chairs seriously?

Alan: Let’s start then.

Hank: What I am a judge now?

Alan: Yes you are silly girl.

Timothy: That’s a nice name. You can play and pause the radio.

Hank: Ok I can do that.

Alan: Let’s start then. But what’s the prize?

Brad: Yeah what’s the prize?

Timothy: Well I don’t know but I’ll open the beer freezer if one of you wins.

Alan: You have a beer freezer?

Rihanna: Like Ya ok silly girl music on.

They sit on the chair. On the first attempt Alexa is eliminated. She sits on Alan’s lap and get’s eliminated.

Alan: Oh god, have mercy…….

Hank: Wow Alan is in some heaven land after that.

Brad: Why do all the girls land at you?

Alan: See the charm.

On the next music and pause, Rihanna is eliminated as she falls on Brad.

Brad: Oh god I know how Alan feels now.

Alan(whispering): Well Alexa was sexy. She gave me a boner.

At the end, Brad and Alan are the two left with a single chair.

Hank: Ok the clash of the titans. The Lion and the tiger against each other.

Alexa: What?

Hank: Ok Music!

Brad and Alan stumble at each other as the chair breaks.

Rihanna: Wow it’s a tie and you two broke the chair.

Alan: Well we still will have beers won’t we?

Alexa: Hell yeah.

Alexa goes to the freezer to bring a cartoon.

Hank: Looks like it will be a long night.