Chapter 17: Chapter 17

(Lincoln's school.)

Brad and Alan are looking at the white board.

Alan:So hows it going with Eva?

Brad:Good.We had sex like a dozen times over all of my dads furnitures and her houses furnitures.

Alan:So I heard you got some money outta her.

Brad:I did 900 bucks already.

Alan:Wow that's already a month now since you are together.

Brad:Well we are sex partners.But I'm thinking of being like I was to Jill.Oh my god I forgot about Jill?

Alan:Cmon with Jill she's average in bed ,like 20 dollars a month and nerd.But with Eva it's like 900 a month wow and I heard she's the best at sex....... Well from your sister actually.

Brad:Ya But it just doesn't feel right.I should have broken up with Jill.

Teacher:Hey both of you.Out of my class.

Alan:See ,she's a curse.

Alan and Brad are at the cafeteria.Eva enters with Hank.

Eva:Hey Guys.Hey Brad.

Alan:Hey Guys.

Hank:Hey .You are here too.I hope we are clear now.

Brad:Hey I don't have a problem with you man.And as long as my sister doesn't trouble me I'm ok.

Alan:Wow you got history.

Hank:Nope actually Jane and he has history.I don't know why you guys hate each other.

Eva:Ok Hank.You want to stop right there.Hes my spanka(spanks Brads ass and kisses him at his cheeks)

Hank:Hey there's the Warden.Stop that.Hey aren't you with Jill Brad ?

Eva:Nope he's my candy(licks Brads hands)

Alan:I'm so jealous of you.I wish Helena was here today.

Brad:Hey wheres Helena?

Alan:She's at her bungalow.Her Uncle and Aunt had come.God I can't meet her for a week now.

Brad:Well she'll be at school.

Alan:We can't party at school man.Dont you understand.

Eva:Ya she's the only girl I haven't been with.Whats she like in bed(laughs at Alan)

Brad:(pinches Eva and grabs her with his right hand)Whats I like?

Eva:Good.Wanna meet at 5 in the geese.

Brad:Sure.

Eva winks and leaves.

Hank:Shouldn't you tell Jill first Brad?

Brad:Look who's talking.Do you know what your girlfriend does behind your back?

Alan:(stares at Brad)Ok Brad.I told you don't mess with her ok.(Whispers)Hes her toy.Let her play.

Hank:No look Jane and I love each other.But you should be with one not with both of them.

Alan:Hey man .Hes with Jill ok.Eva and he are just fooling around ok.

Hank:Well Eva is not a girl to mess with ok.I heard you kissed my sister too?

Brad:Your sister?Who?

Alan:Don't you know?Violet?You know nothing man(Brad is puzzled)

Brad:Wow she's your sister.Actually she kissed me.

Wow you and me do share two crazy sisters.

Hank:Hey you're the one who's crazy.Jane isn't crazy.

Brad:Actually you're sister is not crazy.But my sister Ohh she's way past the crazy level.You know what she did morning today?She put twigs and leaves inside my sandwich.

Alan:Well I have seen her do worst.

Brad:Worst??

Alan:Ya she put garbage tissues in that Will Thomas sandwich after they broke up.

Hank:Ya That Guy I hate him.He used to call her even months after breaking up with her.

Brad:Well actually I heard she broke up with him.You should stay cautious too Hank.Look I know my sister,she's like the devils favorite ok.

Hank:Well she does hate you though.She asked me to put poop in your bed after I erased the message from your landline.

Brad:I knew that was you.You remember the quarterfinals Alan,between Germany and Argentina when you were at my home.It was Hank who sneaked in my room.

Alan:It was you Hank.I thought That's was a thief.Wow we didn't enter Brads room for like 14 hours.

Brad:Ya I thought my sister sent an assassin or a killer or something.

Alan:(laughs)Hey that's would be too much.Although she hates you .

Hank:Ya actually why do you hate each other.I heard she set you up with Jill,Your first girlfriend.

Brad:Ya she did.I don't hate her.But you should be with her at my house.She just can't stand me and me.....Well I can't stand her.Actually I hate her.

Alan:There we go again.Well two Lions cant rule a jungle.That maybe it.

Brad:Oh yeah.Why don't you ask Helena to buy your best friend a house then(laughs)?

Alan:Hey we are just 13.

Brad:You are thinking of asking her to buy a house(surprised)?

Alan:Well I will when I will be 18.But I have earned and stolen some of her money.I have got like Wow 1267.And this thousand dollar gold ring.God I'm rich already.

Hank:2000 dollars don't make you rich.

Alan:Well sorry you don't have rich girlfriends like we have bub.

Brad:Eva and I are not a couple.And my sister's rich ok.I saw her cloth table.She had like 5000 bucks there.She can buy a room with that.

Hank:Well actually im rich myself.And your sister also designs my mother's dresses.My mother gives her 200 dollars at every design.

Alan:Well you are Violets Little brother.Wait she gets paid for drawing in a pad.

Brad:Wow my sister's good.

Hank:Actually she's good with drawings.She draws beautiful designs for lady dresses.

Brad:Ya although she draws good.She made a drawing of a dick in my table.It was like a guy made it.My father grounded me for 2 weeks for that.

Alan:Hey That in Your table.I remember that.That was on end of January.

Hank:Looks we are girls .Gossiping.

Alan:Actually we are like gossip boys you know like gold diggers and charming then with our beauty and gossiping around.Wow Brad I can see the future Me with Helena in Her castle and you and Eva and Jill and Violet with us.

Hank:Ya And me?What about me and Jane?How come He has three girls?

Alan:Wow Brad.You got a nerd,hotties,rich girls.You are the god.

Brad:Would you stop that.Hey you are welcome to be my brother in law.But I have to warn you about my sister

Alan:Gossip boys.I like it.I can start a club.Hey Brad what you think you can be the co founder.

Hank:Hey can I be in.

Alan and Brad:(together)No!