Diary of a Dead Wizard Novel

Determined to survive, he resolves to overcome all obstacles and become a wizard. However, in this terrifying world, both apprentices and official wizards must constantly face the threat of death. Worse yet, Saul finds himself a prime target for persecution. Fortunately, he acquires a diary that can predict the future. But every prediction reads: [You turned into fertilizer and found great satisfaction in your new form.] [You laughed yourself to death.] [Three years later, you became someone else’s potion ingredient.] Saul: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ I don’t want this cheat anymore! Wait… Saul’s eyes suddenly lit up—Did I just rule out another wrong choice? Before long… Diary: (╯#-皿-)╯~~╧═╧ This isn’t what a diary is supposed to do!