Chapter 1661: Chapter 1661

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"Eri-chan, do you like reading comics?"

Xu Daguan started another topic, but just as he finished speaking, his stomach cramped painfully, and then he let out a series of farts.

Xu Daguan was immediately embarrassed.

He tried hard to hold it in, but still couldn’t, and the sound was so loud that even the viewers heard it.

"Whoa, officer, you sure can, farting in front of such a pretty sakura girl, you’re a one-of-a-kind!"

"Officer, hurry up and go to the bathroom, remember to never trust a fart!"

"Haha, I’m dying of laughter, you’re definitely the number one prankster on the seafood channel!"

Some passersby saw this scene and nearly laughed themselves silly.

But Xu Daguan had already taken the hilarious persona route, so people joked about it, not thinking he lost face.

Xu Daguan was so embarrassed he could dig out a villa with his ten toes, just as he was about to explain, there was a loud "pfft", and he felt something spraying from his rear.

His pants were instantly wet.

Xu Daguan immediately clenched his legs together, feeling completely defeated.

He just turned into a jet-propelled immortal.

He totally lost face.

San Miyairi politely nodded at Xu Daguan, then turned and quickly walked away.

Lin Baici patted Xu Daguan on the shoulder and followed suit.

Xu Daguan had a thousand words in his mind, not knowing what to say, and he didn’t dare to move.

If he moved, it would spill everywhere.

"Damn, what do I do now?"

"Why did it suddenly happen? I didn’t eat anything!"

Xu Daguan was extremely frustrated.

He didn’t catch the beauty, lost face, and lost popularity.

"Whoa, what was that sound? Officer, did you just...?"

"Haha, from today, I knight you as the Jet-Propelled Immortal, absolutely hilarious."

"Actually, not being able to hold it is fine, but the problem is, you’re in public, talking to a foreign girl..."

The viewers, realizing what happened to Xu Daguan, burst out laughing.

The barrage of comments exploded and shot to the front page.

"Came from the homepage, heard someone let loose?"

"Selling instant relief pills, three yuan a piece, ten for three pieces!"

"Now these silly live streamers, they’re really something!"

Those passersby went wild with sarcasm.

Looking at the booming viewership of the live stream, Xu Daguan took a deep breath.

This traffic couldn’t be lost.

So Xu Daguan headed straight to the side of the library, planning to hide behind the bushes to sort things out.

"Ending the stream is not happening, only live streaming sustains me!"

"I’ve gone this far for you guys, isn’t anyone going to reward me with a few big rockets?"

Xu Daguan complained as he crouched by the building: "Can someone send me some toilet paper? Waiting online, it’s urgent!"

Xu Daguan was quite clever.

Ending the stream now would affirm the incident, like admitting there’s no silver buried here, but if he doesn’t end it, he could explain it as a prank live stream, because no one actually saw Xu Daguan soiling his pants.

After all, sounds can be faked.

"I’m truly a genius streamer!"

Xu Daguan felt pleased, but why was he still so itchy?

"He doesn’t have any side effects, right?"

Lin Baici wanted to make sure.

"Although you seem not fond of him, considering he’s your roommate, I only gave him a small punishment; it’ll be fine after three or four hours."

San Miyairi followed Lin Baici, her short steps were really cute.

"Do you have plans to go to Qin Palace?"

San Miyairi was curious, as she also had a task to gather information about the Qin Palace this time.

Lin Baici didn’t want to go.

Ever since the Divine Ruins appeared, no one who entered came back out, which meant they’re all likely dead.

Lin Baici has a fruitful life waiting for him.

How reckless would he have to be to go to Qin Palace?

"In our Dongying, there’s an island. Thirty years ago, when the first wave of meteors carrying God’s bones fell, one landed on it!"

San Miyairi explained: "The Divine Ruin emerged, but after quickly enveloping the entire island, it no longer spread!"

"Because it’s relatively small and one in a thousand God Hunters who entered could get out, people thought it’s not that dangerous."

"But that’s not the case, those who came out, I think they changed!"

San Miyairi squatted down, picking up a leaf.

Lin Baici was surprised: "Changed how?"

San Miyairi shook her head: "My mother went to that island twenty years ago."

"Did she come back alive?"

"What are you trying to say?"

"That island is now called Dragon Palace Island!"

San Miyairi looked at Lin Baici: "Lord Lin, would you be willing to go to the island with me?"

"Help me find my mother?"

Lin Baici frowned, silently looking at San Miyairi, waiting for a moment before asking: "Why me?"

"Many God Hunters who returned from Dragon Palace Island became high-ranking officials in Dayao, for the God Hunters of Dongying, entering the island for training and coming back alive means gaining recognition from Dayao, a fast track to success!"

San Miyairi explained: "They respect Dragon Palace Island, they’re devout."

"What I want to do would be considered deeply disrespectful to them!"

"We’ve only met a few times, and you already trust me this much?"

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"For some, meeting once makes them lifelong friends, for others, even marrying won’t tie them together, they’re always harboring their own thoughts!"

San Miyairi spoke with genuine emotion, trying to win over Lin Baici.

Lin Baici was noncommittal.

"I believe you’re strong, honest, and trustworthy, that’s enough. If I’m wrong, it’s my loss!"

San Miyairi’s words were quite endearing.

However, women use sweet words to deceive, and San Miyairi is a great beauty, making her more dangerous, making Lin Baici wary.

"Sorry, I can’t help!"

Lin Baici didn’t want to go to Dongying, or to Dragon Palace Island.

"Your Jiuzhou Security Bureau still hasn’t had anyone set foot on Dragon Palace Island, with no information about it, don’t you want to see it?"

San Miyairi tempted him.

"The more you see, the sooner you die!"

"There are many top-tier Divine Prohibitions on that island. As I know, there’s even a rejuvenating hot spring, a soak could rejuvenate one by several years!"

San Miyairi finished with a self-deprecating smile: "It was presumptuous of me, Lord Lin, so young, wouldn’t need to soak in such things!"

San Miyairi changed the topic.

Today’s meeting, discussing such topics, felt a bit much for a brief acquaintance, but San Miyairi wanted to genuinely move Lin Baici.

Finding other God Hunters to group up, those too weak wouldn’t help, those too strong San Miyairi didn’t trust, as she couldn’t control them.

Someone like Lin Baici, strong and young, was the perfect choice.

The two chatted as they walked, when they finished touring the campus, San Miyairi bowed to Lin Baici at the school gate: "Thank you for taking time to accompany me, I’m very grateful!"

Lin Baici didn’t mention having dinner together.

"Sometimes I think, if only I were a person from Jiuzhou, your vast land and resources, with so many talents, even choosing a boyfriend has many options, unlike Dongying..."

San Miyairi shook her head: "Sorry, that was inappropriate of me!"

The setting sun filtered through the gaps in the leaves, casting a melancholy glow on her.

"Dragon Palace Island?"

"Dragon Palace Island? That’s a treasure island for the people of Dongying, even their American daddy wanted to come, costing Dayao a Monk Master and three Dragon Wing level hunters!"

Lin Baici was recalling what San Miyairi had said.